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Stealing schematics from some patriar drunk off his ass at a wine tasting retreat should be a simple mission. There is only one problem, a Bhaalspawn-sized one.
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- Part 3 of The Dirge of Saya
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29 May 2026
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Willow would have been his consort, but what she really wanted to be was his wife. Either way, she would have been his doting partner, picking out paint colors and party favors behind the scenes. She would have been anything for him, done anything for him.
As long as it was her choice to do it in the end.
The only thing Willow didn’t want to be was his spawn. And months ago, that was the dealbreaker.TLDR: After the fall of the Netherbrain and the end of her relationship with the Vampire Ascendant, Willow still wants a family. Astarion still wants her back.
Currently rewriting early chapters! See summaries for updates.
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06 Apr 2026
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After an eternity of avoiding what's been growing between Astarion and you, tension breaks one night at the Elfsong Tavern.
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- Part 3 of blood bonds
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31 Mar 2026
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The Vampire Ascendant Astarion does so love a good soiree, and what better event than his grand Midwinter Masquerade to enjoy the fruits of a few juicy schemes? Yes. It's so very delicious to play these poor fools off of each other. His immortal menagerie, and the inevitable imminent capitulation of his newest pet. Cultivating his unwitting candidates for a glorious mortal line. Destroying the idiot patriars who think they can oppose him in secret all while sampling his gifts. Sweet, delectable revenge.
Gods below, it is time for some real fun, and he simply cannot wait to revel in the results of all these marvelous little surprises he's set up.
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- Part 4 of Astarion Terrorizing Peasants
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09 Nov 2025
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He smiles at you in that dashing way of his. "What say you and I continue our conversation on the walk before we part ways for the evening?"
This is dangerous. The risk of him finding out you're a maid isn't too high, though. Not if you play your cards right. He said he plans to stay at the Elfsong, just like you, even though that was a lie. Perhaps he'd be willing to pay for a room for you. You're the lovely lady killing monsters to keep him safe, after all.
Your heart flutters as you gesture to the door. “Lead the way?”
"With pleasure." He does a silly little bow that positively delights you, then holds out his arm.
In which you swindle a swindler and live to tell the tale.
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05 Nov 2025