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    It doesn't really matter who you are or how you got here. What matters is that you, apparently, were a dud as far as experiments go, and Mother Miranda has grown tired and impatient when it comes to spending time on imperfect and unready subjects.

    But she has an idea on how to produce the perfect candidate -- all she needs is two infected test subjects of the opposite sex and nine months. Now that you've entered the picture, it all seems to be coming together.

    Too bad neither you nor Heisenberg are willing to play along.

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    ok look i know the premise is fucked up but i promise this is going somewhere and is kind of a 'straw the breaks the camels back' scenario as far as cowboy magneto's loyalty to goth birb aunt goes.

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  2. Rec 82

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    After reversing the apocalypse, Jon and Martin are pulled into another dimension. They end up in Night Vale.
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    “We have two visitors here today, Night Vale. Now, I know what you’re thinking, listeners: should we all go find these visitors, point at them, and yell ‘Interloper’? Well, for once, I think we should break with tradition. You see, these are some very special visitors.
    “Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood materialised out of thin air just outside the dog park. Jon was bleeding heavily from a stab wound to the chest, and was immediately taken to hospital…

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    22 Jul 2025

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    The funniest shit i have ever red oh my lord i literally laughed out loud

  3. Rec 58

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    Jonathan Sims is a mystery of a man, and Jonah is just the person to solve him.

    (Jon wakes up somewhere else. Martin is gone. He's being eaten by guilt. And this universe's version of Jonah Magnus won't leave him the hell alone.)

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  4. Rec 95

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    “Wesker?” He whispered, voice hoarse and rough as though his throat was dry with dust.

    That heat, the weight of his body, Wesker let his arms slip around the reanimation. Chris leaned in, face pressed into the crux of Wesker’s neck and shoulder, shaking and still taking deep shuddering breaths.

    His right hand slid up Chris’ spine, and felt the careful sewn slit that would leave a beautiful white scar upon the back of Christopher’s skull, and a deviant smile of sincere pleasure overcame him before he might help himself.

    “Welcome home, Christopher.”

     

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    Albert Wesker resurrects his old nemesis for the final, true vengeance that had driven him mad since Redfield's untimely death in 2009. But the Chris who returns to him is not the same one he killed five years ago - and instead a frightening new culmination of emotions and shadows are brought to the surface of the murky disposition of his soul.

    He had mastered death - but at what cost.

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    21 Mar 2024

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    The way Benny’s eyes settle on her, it isn’t anything like the way the other men in the compound look at her. There’s a softness in his gaze, something warm and kind and absent of any lust. She can feel safe under those eyes. She can feel safe with Benny.

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