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Her shadow moved in the small crack of light below the wardrobe’s doorframe, and he followed it with his gaze. He didn’t have to see her to feel her in his blood, hearing her was enough.
He relished these moments.
Once she was asleep she didn’t make much noise.--------------------------------------
Baby, I can never tell
How do you sleep so well?
Don't you want to wake up?I think I'll take my whiskey neat
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“You can be good for us, can’t you love?”
Theo’s gentle praise almost had Hermione agreeing, telling him she’d be so good for the both of them. She’d behave.
But Hermione was not a good girl.
“I don’t think I can,” she whispered with false coyness.
Theo laughed through gritted teeth. “Minx. She’s all yours, Draco. Show our girl what happens to those who misbehave.”
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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Hermione was sick of adventure. She'd had her fair share, and taking a seat at the desk in the back of the DLME was all she could have dreamed of -- until it wasn't.
One day Hermione is summoned to the bowels of the Ministry where she is met by the lead Unspeakable who has a rather odd situation that needs to be dealt with.
Draco Malfoy has just arrived from twenty years in the future and insists on speaking to his wife, Hermione Granger.
The only problem is that the Draco Malfoy she knows is still the snarky, button-pushing boy upstairs--and not the man in front of her now.
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
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05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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