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    Freaky Reader getting passed around by most of the masc men in Date Everything.
    Yes this is just my self-indulgent self writing the world's hottest fucking objects

    In order of Fics?? (Might change):
    - Dorian (He's literally so hot ugh)
    - Tony (My himbo husband)
    - Abel (I WANT HIM)
    - Kristoff (He's so big)
    - Cabrizzio
    - Wallace (Literally Kristoff but just- Kristoff²)
    - Hoove (UGH /pos)
    - Washford and Drysdale (I love them)
    - Tyrell (Might not do these last two)
    - Stefan

    And maybe a little something with Doug. Need to build the Reader's confidence before dealing with that THING.

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    “Please. If you can explain the math behind the bomb better than I can, then be my guest, sir. If by some circumstance you can’t, then better get used to the idea that I am currently the best demolitions expert in the UK, and may be called to give my professional opinion on some bombs once in a while, sir, “Soap snarled back, the honorific sounding more mocking than anything else.

    Ghost’s eyes darkened in response.
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    When John joined the military, he burned all the bridges behind him. Years later, as he's managed to become the youngest SAS member in recorded history and the go-to demolitions expert in the UK, his past comes back to haunt him.

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    21 Apr 2025

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    Fucking Spectacular fic. 10/10 all around. Like SERIOUSLY THE ANGST THE ROMANCE THE EVERYTHING UGH.

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    You've been living in this town for almost six months; it's only now that John's picked up on your scent.

    Or: the small town bear shifter au

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    10 Aug 2025

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    CHRIST. This is the first one that's fully smutty but like DEAR GOD. HE'S SO- THAT MAN IS MY ROMAN EMPIRE. AAAH
    This was one of the first fics I read when I got into AO3, but I found it again so hooray, and bookmarked.

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    Captain MacTavish works much too hard. He needs to take some time off, some stress relief, the team decides. And what better way to relieve stress than to get off.

    Riley takes it upon himself to gift him a sex toy. As a joke, of course.

    It stops being a joke when the sex toy turns out to have some unforeseen properties.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    yum.

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    The first one to spot the toy is Price. The first one to use it is Gaz.

    It goes like this: the 141’s been officially moved into a unit barracks together, individual bedrooms circling a commons with a reasonably-sized bathroom and what could charitably be called a kitchen if you were looking at it sideways. Separate enough from the main barracks and officer’s quarters to be technically private, but definitely more aiming to separate them just that bit more from the usual riff-raff, give them that extra edge of deniability. Not that they mind, those of them that socialize manage to do it plenty besides, and the ones of them that don’t appreciate having a place to sit quietly without interruption.

    So when Price first sees the thick tube sitting on the coffee table as he preps for the morning, plastic and shiny and with a little clear strip down the side to see the soft pink insides, he assumes one of his Sergeants was having a little fun the night previous and forgot to clean up after. It’s a pleasant thought to be sure, one he’ll consider for the rest of the day, so he leaves it be.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    PEAK. REWROTE MY BRAIN.

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    "Why aren't you answering my calls, pretty boy?"

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    18 Mar 2026

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    #YUM