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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    “It’s so good, Ed, I want more. Please can I…”

    Oh god, Ed never thought he’d have this epic of a death. He’s going to fucking suffocate face first in Stede’s ass and it’s going to be heaven.

    “Yeah,” he blurts. “Fuck, ‘course you can. Fuck.”

    (or: Ed makes his boyfriend blush bright and early the morning after Calypso's Birthday.)

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    09 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    “I think I—I think—I might be pregnant,” Stede stutters and the floor feels like it drops out from under Ed.

    Whatever he was expecting Stede to say, that certainly isn’t it. Ed’s world stands on end, his mind skidding to an abrupt halt. His stomach flip flops like he’s just started the descent on a roller coaster picking up speed and he finds he’s unable to hold himself up any longer, melting down into a puddle next to Stede on the tile. His heart’s pounding in his chest so fast that it seems like time has slowed down. All while he feels Stede’s eyes on him, knowing he’s waiting for a response and trying not to have a full on melt down as he tries to process everything he just heard. He combs a hand down his face, and then something seems to break through his disjointed thoughts hanging on one word.

    “Wait—you think or you are?” Ed asks.

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    10 Nov 2025

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  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Calling hot fireman! Do you have some spare lube? Local blonde needs help getting unstuck from sticky situations

    Stede Bonnet keeps finding himself caught in situations that require rescue from the fire department, and he's not doing it on purpose! He's NOT! It just so happens that one of the firefighters at his local station is incredibly hot and charming and Stede wants to ask him out, if only he could stop being an idiot for five minutes.
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    OR - the three times Ed rescues Stede and the one time Ed fucks him about it
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    Accompanied with fanart by @thozaarmitage
    on Twitter!

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    24 Mar 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 82

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    It was bad enough that he had to have bonding time with Bonnet, but then they get stuck on shore because of a storm. Then Bonnet goes into labor and Izzy helps him, despite his feelings towards him.

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    17 Feb 2025

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    So there Ed is, in this enormous room all decked out in ivory and gold, surrounded by one-percenters and inherited wealth and fucking caviar. And he sits under a canopy of twinkling crystals, and he plays his mood music, and the room slowly fills.

    And the bride and groom are nowhere to be seen.

    Ed’s starting to feel more and more like a member of the string quartet playing out the sinking of the fucking Titanic.

    (Or: Ed's the harpist at a swanky wedding that's gone south. Stede's got his own problems. A one-night fastburn meet-cute: fluff, humour, eventual smut, and a truly obscene description of caviar)

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    24 Dec 2024

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