StoneCold
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"You can put out an ad on Craigslist! I can see it now! ‘Cute, single, white female seeks felon with no high school degree and a scary, rusty panel van like something you’d see used in a high profile kidnapping. Needed to torment mother out of persistent pestering to find a significant other. Payment includes cash and free Thanksgiving meal.”
Human!AU where Peridot hires Jasper to be her fake girlfriend but realizes she fucked up bad because now all she wants to do is get into Jasper's pants.
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- Part 1 of Jaspidot Human!AU
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04 Nov 2015
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Peridot finds herself with a hopeless crush on her teacher, Professor Diamond. However, her friend and roommate, Lapis and Jasper, seem to get a little worried when Professor Diamond starts getting a bit too involved with Peridot.
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30 Oct 2015
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As if being a single teen mom juggling her one year old daughter Malachite, surfing, and college wasn't hard enough, now Lapis Lazuli has to deal with a cute demon trying to get her to kill herself and an entire world of angels and demons coming in around her.
SEXUAL CONTENT IN CHAPTER 21, if you're a kiddie just skip it.
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Garnet splits apart when Ruby and Sapphire go into heat, only for Sapphire to get a broken vision of the green gem they're hunting. When the Crystal Gems go to find her, they discover more than they bargained for.
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"You know what?"
"What?"
"I think - I think meeting you is one of the best things that have ever happened to me."
"You hated me at first."
"Not anymore."
(lapidot highschool au)