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yours is mine by lavenderandrue for silversinnbees
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2026
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As if reading his mind, Luo Bingmei laughs, legs shifting farther apart as he lounges in his chair as if it's a throne and not some falling-apart wicker that, if he knows himself, Luo Bingmei had probably woven painstakingly. "This room is well-ventilated, you know. You have to breathe in the smoke directly for it to really do much to you." I'm not poisoning you, he heavily implies, and even if I was, it would be your fault for standing here.
"It probably wouldn't do a thing to me anyway," Luo Binghe bites back, hating the words as they leave his mouth. He sounds like some little brat craving attention. "This lord's cultivation has reached heights the likes of you can barely dream of."
Luo Bingmei does not look suitably impressed by this. "Is that so." He takes another long pull from the pipe, holding the smoke in his mouth for a moment before leaning forward slightly to exhale.
Luo Binghe finds himself inhaling as it curls toward his lips.
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I Like Your Blood on My Teeth Just a Little too Much by MixkaRules18, PitFTW, TrashDemonx
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Aug 2025
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The mug is the last straw.
The aggressive red lines mock him from across the room, drawing his eye no matter how much he tries to resist. Not only is it ridiculous, garish, but the damned audacity he has in drinking from it like it’s just another cup makes it impossible to think of anything else.
Alastor doesn’t hate many things, but seeing his artwork defaced and enjoyed by that damned clown is far more than he can stomach.
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The result of 3 feral writers seeing one (1) screenshot
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- Part 13 of Radioapple one shots and short(er) stories
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Station 66.6, Now Playing: The Irreversible Ruination of Your Self-Respect! by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Feb 2024
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Alastor decides to let Vox fuck him the way he so obviously, desperately wants to—for the sake of entertainment, of course! As is the time-honored tradition for people who start doing things ironically, things… escalate.
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- Part 1 of 666: Live On Air!
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it’s only fraud if you get caught by tacit_semantics
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
01 Mar 2023
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“The crime’s not alleged, dude,” Mikey says. “I’m literally watching you commit fraud, like. Right in front of me.”
“And there is a very easy way to fix that,” Donnie announces, grandiose and like any turtle worth their salt. Hell, maybe even their pepper too. Their paprika. Their ground cloves. Their Red Robin spice mix. “Haven’t you heard the slogans? Taken a number of complex statistics completely out of context? Worked an angle for your own agenda? Crime begets crime, brother of mine!”
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Or: in which Donnie participates in an online auction
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29 Mar 2023
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coming right on back for you by taizi
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012), Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
26 Oct 2022
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There’s a sudden interruption of light. It’s like a tiny, localized dawn in this corner of Brooklyn alone. A glowing circle hangs over the pier, spilling warm yellow across the water and the boardwalk.
Mikey’s senses go to war with themselves. Obviously, historically, random portals are no good. His head knows that. But his heart is soothed by it, the way he feels when Raph is late coming home from patrol and he finally walks through the door.
It’s golden and gentle and it feels like family.
His brothers are tense, but they haven’t sprung into action yet. No one’s speaking. They must feel it, too.
Rise!Mikey’s portal in the prison dimension takes Leo a little bit farther than he meant for it to. 12!Mikey finds a familiar-looking stranger.
2012/2018 crossover
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- Part 2 of who says you can’t go home