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"You passed your interview!"
"How quaint." Alastor clicked his tongue. "I believe there were other steps you missed."
The devil waved a hand. "What questions would I bother with? Availability? Past experience? Should I give you a written test for why you want this position?"
Alastor leveled him a flat stare.
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Alastor made a reckless decision to summon a demon from his mother’s old book of suspicious rituals as a means to get power and vengeance. He didn't know he would summon the King of Hell himself. After dying, falling to Hell, and catching Lucifer's eye, Alastor finds himself spending his afterlife essentially being a secretary to the King of Hell and occasionally nannying a naive Princess of Hell. Alastor is trying to fulfill his contract, but for some unholy reason, her father keeps trying to figure Alastor out
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The Reckless Song of Life and Death by phiaura
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Oct 2025
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Where witchers are death, and Jaskier is a bard with a flare for the dramatic who keeps saying he wants to “just die” in any given situation.
To Jaskier, this is just a figure of speech. To Geralt, it is very definitely flirting.
When he decides to finally court the bard, it doesn't quite go as expected, and he finds out just why it is so easy for Jaskier to flirt with death.---000---
Geralt tilts his head to listen, the corner of his mouth twitching upward. The bard has been flirting with him for weeks now, exclaiming he could just die, all over Oxenfurt. At first, Geralt thought the man was being dramatic and didn’t know what he was doing, but no one is that theatrical.
“Little shit at it again?” Lambert grouses. “Just fucking court him already, pretty boy. Or I might just do it for you.”
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The Cult of Loki (Unintentional) by AspAuthor
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, MCU No Powers AU, Spider-Man MCU, Iron Man MCU, Loki MCU
05 Dec 2025
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Peter Parker just wanted to rant on his tiny, barely functional podcast about printer jams, spilled coffee, and the general absurdity of his existence.
What he did not want was:
- A rapidly growing online “Loki Movement”
- Fans leaving donuts as offerings
- A subreddit dedicated to interpreting his every complaint as prophecy
- The actual Loki showing up at his door to congratulate him on his “devotion”
- Tony Stark entering full protective-dad meltdown mode
- And a budding romance between his father figure and the chaos gremlin who caused all of this.But here Peter is.
Accidental prophet.
Unwilling messiah.
Reluctant moderator of a cult he definitely did not start.Meanwhile, Loki thinks the whole thing is delightful, Tony is horrified to discover he might actually care about Loki, and Peter would like to lie down on the floor for the next seven to nine years.
A comedy about chaos, cults, coffee machines, and found family—featuring:
Peter’s ongoing emotional breakdown, Tony and Loki flirting aggressively by accident, and the official, loudly stated reminder:*Please do NOT worship Loki. He’s insufferable.*
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Ridiculous Ways To End The Clone Wars by Tiercel13
Fandom Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
06 Mar 2026
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Crack and crack treated seriously, as many happy endings as possible.
Each installment is unrelated unless otherwise specifiedThis series is open for prompts- if you'd like to suggest something, feel free to drop it in the comments!
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07 Jun 2026
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Civil Wars, Whistleblower Tactics, Schematic Drafting, And The Finer Points Of Sith Adoption: The Essential How-To Guide For The Engineering Jedi by Jackdaw_Kraai
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Jul 2024
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When Luke Skywalker—operating under the name of Luke Lars—accepts a job offer from none other than Darth Vader to become the next Head Engineer aboard his flagship, The Executor, a.k.a. The Lady, he hardly expected his life to take as much of a turn as it did.
Learning how to navigate his way through the microcosm of culture that is the Lady, Luke finds that life is far from quiet in his new home. Friendships and rivalries are made, inventions and politics throw everything into disarray, and throughout it all, Luke and Vader slowly find themselves drawn closer to each other, much to the relief and awe of many of the Lady's crewmembers.
Follow our favorite engineer from the twin suns as he goes from strangers, to friends, to adoptive family with his mysterious new mentor, and changes the face of the galaxy forever in the process. There are mysteries about the past to be unraveled, inventions to be made, wars to be fought, and family bonds to be forged in the fires of revolution and rebellion.
They say that Darth Vader has no heart, that the Empire and its Emperor are eternal, that the Jedi are dead and gone, and that nothing will ever change.
"They" have obviously never met Luke Skywalker before.
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04 Jun 2026