ThatStupidTheAlien
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This was not part of the VIP package by ThatStupidTheAlien
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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Bruce Wayne just wanted to be a good dad (and never be called an old man).
What he didn't expect was to spend over $100,000 on a WWE VIP experience, survive a weekend in Vegas with three overly excited kids… and end up being the landing zone for his kids' favorite wrestler.
Superman, the King of the Air, is used to calculating every jump with precision—until he misses and ends up falling right on top of Bruce Wayne.
Between the lights, the matches, the autograph signings (and a Jason Todd on the verge of a breakdown after meeting Rhea Ripley), Bruce begins to discover that perhaps the most unexpected thing about the whole trip wasn't the fall… but the person who landed on him, which was definitely not part of the itinerary, much less the VIP package.
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Esto no era parte del paquete VIP by ThatStupidTheAlien
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
10 Jun 2026
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Bruce Wayne solo quería ser un buen padre (y nunca ser llamado un anciano).
Lo que no esperaba era gastar más de cien mil dólares en una experiencia VIP de la WWE, sobrevivir a un fin de semana en Las Vegas con tres hijos demasiado emocionados… y terminar siendo la zona de aterrizaje del luchador favorito de sus hijos
Superman, el Rey del Aire— está acostumbrado a calcular cada salto con precisión hasta que falla y termina cayendo directamente sobre Bruce Wayne.
Entre luces, combates, firmas de autógrafos (y un Jason Todd al borde del colapso por conocer a Rhea Ripley), Bruce empieza a descubrir que tal vez lo más inesperado de todo el viaje no fue el golpe… sino la persona que cayó sobre él, lo cual definitivamente no era parte del itinerario ni mucho menos del paquete VIP.
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Where the stars cross by ThatStupidTheAlien
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
03 Apr 2026
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Soulmates exist, and Bruce Wayne hasn’t found his… maybe Superman can help him understand the marks on his body, or Clark Kent can help him forget that he even wants a soulmate.
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Donde Se Cruzan las Estrellas by ThatStupidTheAlien
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe
03 Apr 2026
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Existen las almas gemelas y Bruce Wayne no ha encontrado la suya... tal vez Superman pueda ayudarle a entender las marcas en su cuerpo o Clark Kent le ayude a olvidar que quiere un alma gemela.
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Draco Malfoy tatúa magia para que duela menos.
Harry Potter arregla lo que quedó roto después de la guerra.
En un mundo que no olvida, aprenderán a elegirse con cuidado, paciencia… y tinta permanente.
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En un Londres mágico post-guerra, Draco Malfoy dirige un estudio de tatuajes mágicos y Harry Potter trabaja restaurando artefactos malditos junto a Luna Lovegood.
Entre tintas, runas, citas torpes y familias entrometidas, ambos tendrán que aprender a dejar atrás lo que fueron para aceptar lo que desean ser… juntos.- Language:
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fever by ThatStupidTheAlien
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Mar 2022
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- 2
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Enemies to Lovers by susiecarter
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe, Justice League (2017)
27 May 2018
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Then: Bruce and Clark argued, fucked, kissed, and didn't talk about any of it until the day they stopped. Now: they're living together in the lake house, trying to figure out how to be around each other day in and day out without stepping on each other's toes or crossing any lines. Which might be easier if Clark weren't pregnant. Or if Bruce weren't being so weird about it. Or if the mother box hadn't rearranged Clark's insides on a whim in the first place—
There's a lot that could have made this easier, basically. But then Bruce and Clark always did do things the hard way.
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Window Dressing by sofia_gigante (sof_gigante)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
28 May 2018
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“No more hiding, no more keeping our voices down, no more worrying about if Dick or Alfred or your neighbors can hear us.”
Clark and Bruce take the next step in their 5-year relationship, and celebrate by fulfilling a long-held kink of Clark's.
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- Part 10 of Dark Knight, Bright Son
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Batman's Birthday Fulfillment by bellninja28
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
02 Jan 2019
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In their younger years, Bruce throws Clark a party for his 26th birthday. Since he doesn't know what to get Clark with all his money, he offers to fulfill a wish. Plot twist: Clark is a horny virgin.
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You Were Always on My Mind by blue_jack
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DCU
22 Jun 2017
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It wasn’t that Clark loved Bruce less, or admired him less, or had stopped being able to see all the things that had made him fall in love with Bruce in the first place. He just … didn’t want to be around him at the moment, found himself wondering what else Bruce would say to get his point across, what else he’d do to make sure Clark kept his distance.
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- Part 2 of Clark/Bruce fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 17,607
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 445
- Kudos:
- 9,846
- Bookmarks:
- 2,127
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23 May 2019
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Ours to Understand by BuckinghamAlice
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
18 May 2016
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Alpha Bruce Wayne is photographed kissing Omega Superman.