That_one_weird_kid_under_the_bleachers



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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    Rosie dawned her best (and least intimating) smile to greet the mortal who had sought her out. The smoky swirls faded away completely, and Rosie’s eyes widened in total astonishment. She froze as the human in question looked up at her from his position on the floor.

    “Are you my guardian angel?” asked a small voice.

    In this story there are kids in hell, and they are very much viewed and treated as lower class citizens. Alastor is one of them. We begin with how he lived and how he died. Followed by how he survives in hell as a 12 year old, and eventually becomes an overlord.

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    28 May 2026

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    As a creole from south Louisiana, Maman is cuter 😂

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    Before God left, He gave instructions for a new method of creating angels: one that allows an angel to take a consenting adult human as their child. By feeding them grace over the course of an unspecified amount of years, the human's - now known as a nestling's - soul will change enough to be able to produce a modified form of grace, thereby keeping angels from dying out.

    After the end of the apocalypse and with Sam having returned to Stanford, Dean is at a loss. When Castiel offers to take Dean as his nestling, Dean has no idea how far Castiel plans to take this - or how much he'll end up needing and enjoying it.

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  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    It's been several months after Vox's defeat, and Alastor's chest wound isn't getting any better. In fact, it's getting worse. As the wound saps Alastor's energy away, the crew catches wind of the angelic injury and Charlie devises a plan to help. Unfortunately this "help" leaves Alastor in a more vulnerable position than anyone could have predicted.

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    23 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 33

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    No one had any business knowing his classification; that was his business and his alone. He hastily avoided prying eyes when he felt himself slinking into that cloudy headspace, weaving through questions with the grace of an acrobat; if everyone else had theirs on file, they pestered, why couldn’t he?

    Alastor had resigned himself to an afterlife of secrecy; regardless of whatever feelings of bitter loneliness he may harbor, one day the pile of corpses he left in his wake would occupy his mind far better than a caregiver ever would!

    After all, this was his only option; no one who saw the decimation he brought about would view him as something that could be delicate, something that could be held and cherished despite the corruption lying dormant in his cold, black heart.

    Classification AU: Alastor is little, Vox is not. They learn to find a home in each other.

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    10 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    Alastor has a secret-- he's a little. Being at the bottom of the totem pole of classifications, Alastor pretends to be a neutral, using scent blockers to hide his little pheromones. When Charlie accidently walks in on him regressed, will he be able to keep his secret from the rest of the hotel? Especially from a certain pint-sized monarch?

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    10 May 2026