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    Robin Goodfellow (n.)
    Definition: a mischievous sprite in English folklore.
    AKA: Puck from Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare

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    Shane shows off how mischievous he could be.

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    Ilya looked at his outstretched hand. How long had he been looking at the corner where Hollander disappeared? Balling his hand into a fist, he let out a bitter laugh.

    Fuck. What had he done?

    A canon-divergent turning point for the post-tuna melt scene. What if Shane didn't get into the taxi? What if he never made it past the front porch, and Ilya couldn't bring himself to ignore the pieces breaking right outside his door?

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    "Rozanov has some sort of black market condom exchange going on over at the hotel Canada is staying in."

    That doesn't surprise him even a little, except - "There's like four boxes in here," he says, incredulous, when he grabs the tote from Benny. Benny sighs again.

    "I had to promise them Canada gets first crack at the saws whenever they meet up with us."

    "That's a hefty price."

    "Hollander tried to negotiate some light equipment tampering and had to be talked down."

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    The Olympic Village runs out of condoms on day three. Luckily for Olympians, Shane Hollander took note of exactly how often this has happened previously.

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    Hollander huffed and then, slowly, looked into Ilya’s eyes. “What if… what if we didn’t do it all the way?”

    “Yeah?” Ilya breathed. “Like?”

    “What if it’s just the tip.”

    Ilya’s jaw literally dropped. “Who the fuck taught you that?”

    Hollander shrugged, then his eyes locked onto Ilya. “Yes or no.”

    Fuck it.

    Or: episode 4 fuck-montage meets Just The Tip meets down-bad but doesn’t know it Ilya Rozanov meets barebacking

    OR: Ilya “just the tip” Rozanov and Shane “just fucking come in me” Hollander

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