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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Remy is at a lighthouse for a job. and to be alone for a while. The last thing he expects is for a giant mermaid to wash up on the shore.

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    02 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    Logan's stiff and achy and can't get it up in the winter; Wade takes good care of his old man.

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    03 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 77

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    Logan’s fingers slid further in, forcing drool to leak out around Wade’s stretched lips. “No gag reflex, either.” Logan rocked his hips forward a bit, letting Wade feel his trapped erection. “Bet the whole ‘merc with the mouth’ bullshit isn’t just about you talking so damn much. How many other supers got to see you on your knees?”

    Wade pressed back against Logan’s teasing movements, eyes fluttering. God he was such a slut for Logan calling him a slut. Especially when Logan knew good and goddamn well the only person Wade had touched in fucking months was him.

    A low growl rumbled through the air and Wade refocused his eyes enough to see Wolverine swaying forward a bit, arms still crossed nonchalantly but body tense, a flash of teeth peeking through his scowl. Oh, the big, bad Wolverine wasn’t so unaffected after all.

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    Or, the Logan from Wade's timeline isn't actually dead, shows up to confront worst Wolverine Logan, and finds out he's with Deadpool. Wade gets absolutely destroyed by both of them.

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    24 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    Logan’s a salty, solitary lighthouse keeper. Wade’s a vampiric merman, the last of his kind.

    They’re both so incredibly alone, but they don’t have to be. They can have one another, if they’re willing to work for it. They’ll have to deal with more than just their inner demons to get there, though.

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    Wade offers him a weak smile, which should be eerie or off-putting at the very least, but somehow Logan doesn't find those bloody fangs gruesome. The way his smile reaches his half-lidded eyes is gentle, sweet.

     

    “Yer not tryna hurt anybody, are ya?” Logan slurs slightly. “Can’t help that yer scary. S’okay. I know the feeling, bubba.”

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    01 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “Don’t worry, baby boy. We’ll keep you safe.” Wade drawled out. His voice low, reassuring and coaxing something hot to curl up in the pits of Logan’s stomach. His fingers itched to grab Wade by the chin but he kept them tight on the wheel instead until he got a whiff of scent that suddenly spiked.

    From the rearview mirror, he saw a blush on “Wolvie’s” face. Logan fought to bury the growl creeping out of his throat. The little punk. He was staring at Wade like he’s a piece of meat.

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    OR: Cagefighter Wolverine fights and gets kidnapped by an interesting masked man called Deadpool and his companion, a gruff old version of him named Logan. It was for his own safety, they said.

    But when Wolverine finds himself wanting to know Deadpool more intimately, he ends up at odds with the older Logan, who is not going to let Wade get taken away without some bloodshed.

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    19 Jul 2025