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Rosa brings her collection of heavily modified secondhand omegas to Dr Pedrero for a regular checkup.
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- Part 3 of Seven Hills
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here on the tie-ribs of earth by TheHellAccount for Shadaras
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
16 Feb 2026
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Lieutenant Jee watches Admiral Zhao throw a would-be assassin into the sea and realizes he has the perfect chance to defect. Except, instead of an experienced local guide grateful for being rescued, he gets a bratty teenager who seems to resent Jee just because Jee's in the army trying to burn his city to the ground. But beggars can't be choosers and they find they have bigger problems than just each other.
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Enara learns how her alpha Montserrat wants her – constantly pregnant with as many babies as she can physically manage.
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- Part 4 of Seven Hills
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Life in the Frying Pan by TheHellAccount for embraidery
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
16 Feb 2026
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Princess Leia and Darth Vader crash land on Tatooine. With Darth Vader horribly injured and Leia horribly unprepared for desert survival, the only way out is together.
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Prettyboy by TheHellAccount
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
16 Feb 2026
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Flight Commander Arhul Narra is tempted by the bright eyed, naive farmboy twink. The bright eyed farmboy twink is less naive than most people give him credit for and also rather more opportunistic.
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Ancient Egypt AU by TheHellAccount
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Sep 2018
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Star Wars: Episode 4 and 1/2 by ObsidianDissident
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
12 Jun 2026
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A long time ago in a galaxy, far, far away—no, even farther than that—a series of insignificant events affects everyone in massive ways no one could have foreseen: not even either of the two remaining people who can see the future. A messiah's prophecy is fulfilled. A family is reunited. A democracy is restored. None of it is easy, and none of it is perfect, but it's a start.
In other words: Anakin Skywalker just wants to be able to look his daughter in the eye. So, since there's no one else around who can give him a kick in the pants, he does so himself; and with great reluctance (and even more grumbling), he sets about fixing the galaxy he played a large role in screwing up.
(Updates Monday, Wednesday, and Friday until further notice.)
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- Part 1 of Star Wars: Episode 4 and 1/2
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13 Jun 2026
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As the Council sits down on Naboo to consider the newly-knighted Obi-Wan Kenobi's request to take young Anakin Skywalker as his padawan, they're informed of what transpired on Tatooine – and that Anakin used to be a slave. Mace Windu goes to interview the young child to confirm this, and gets rather more than he signed up for.
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28 May 2026
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Captain Piett knows a man like him won’t have a grand career in the Imperial Navy, a nobody from an Outer Rim backwater who listens to his favorite engineering textbook to fall asleep and who can’t take the elevators on the Death Star without retching. It’s alright, he tells himself. Lack of ambition keeps you alive. And then he witnesses Darth Vader kill Grand Moff Tarkin.
Inspired by lautdalam’s bang the war-drums series. While torturing Leia aboard the Death Star Vader realizes she’s his daughter. From there, things slowly but surely spiral out of his control.
Warnings are at the end of Ch1.
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- Part 1 of SW
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21 Mar 2026
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After Rivendell is conquered in a surprise attack, Scott is captured and sold into slavery. He winds up in Pixandria at the mercy of the Copper King. Pix is an honest, just, and upright man with only one real vice: sadism. Lucky for both of them, Scott finds that he doesn't really mind.
Also, there's so much conlanging. Like, this fic is half language porn and half just regular porn.
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09 Dec 2022
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Must Brave the Thorns by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Original Work
20 Jan 2022
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Twenty years ago, the Warlord of the North came down out of the mountains and slew the king of Kaedwen, taking crown and kingdom for his own. Everyone expected him to be overthrown almost immediately, but he has only grown ever more secure in his position. Finally, the other countries around Kaedwen have begun to negotiate with him as they would any other king.
To seal the new treaty between Redania and the Warlord, Lady Milena de Roggeven, third daughter of the Duke of Roggeven, has been sent to marry whichever of the Warlord’s men he chooses.
Milena is starkly terrified of everything about her new husband; every rumor she has ever heard about the barbarians of the north seems worse than the last, and Lambert clearly despises the very thought of marriage.
Lambert of the Wolves is still grieving his lost lover, dead more than three years now. The last thing he wants is to be married off to a terrified stranger, and he can’t imagine why Geralt and Eskel think he of all people is suited to a diplomatic marriage.
And neither of them suspects the treachery that lies behind the treaty which binds them together.
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- Part 1 of Wolfblood
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02 Sep 2022