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The Saga of Salvia Lophophora by TheQueerTurtle
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
13 Jun 2020
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Salvia is the son of a famous adventurer who he is desperately trying to separate himself from. His mother, Gallica Lophophora, was absent most of his life and after learning of her unfaithfulness to his father, he left without a second thought. After leaving home at 18, the past four years of wandering have been very different from his cush upbringing.
After finding a gig with Acquisitions Inc., Salvia has joined a rag-tag group looking to make a quick buck and maybe a name for themselves. Now his only goals are to make sure he can get it out of this journey alive and make sure he is not recognized as the son of the woman he has come to despise.
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- Part 1 of Andie's RPG Babies
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What Happens When You Put a Bunch of Stand Users Inside of a Turtle? by TheQueerTurtle
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Jun 2020
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Time-traveling and universe jumping has brought a whole lot of unlikely heroes together. Leaving them alone together probably isn't too bad of an idea... right?
These scenes take place during the Eyes of Heaven story mode. If you haven't read the other fic in this series or played/watched the EoH story mode, then they probably won't make much sense, but on the other hand, they will probably still be pretty adorable (or at least entertaining).
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- Part 2 of When Jojos Collide
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Eyes of Heaven: A God Unknown by TheQueerTurtle
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
26 May 2020
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Jotaro thought his journey was finally over. He wanted to go home, see his mother, and resume what semblance of a normal life he could. However, he had no idea that this could be further from the truth.
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This is a rewrite of the story mode of Eyes of Heaven, I was wishing that it had gone deeper into the emotions and interactions of the characters so I took matters into my own hands lol.
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- Part 1 of When Jojos Collide
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The Ballad of Bungo Bolger by TheQueerTurtle
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
22 May 2020
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Bungo knows very little about the places outside of her town. Her world is her small family, a failing farm, and a decaying doll. But when she meets some strange foreigners in the market place, her life changes immeasurably.
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- Part 2 of Andie's RPG Babies
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Hurley hasn't seen Sloane in a while, and when she finally comes back she isn't herself. It scares Hurley.
This takes place right before Petals to the Metal.
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When Jojos Collide by TheQueerTurtle
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Jun 2020
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Why would he want to settle down? Why bother having to worry about possible pups at home or his bonded omega back at camp while he was out hunting?
It sounded painfully dull.Satoru can’t stop thinking about the rival tribe’s omega. Sure, he stole his hunt and held a spear to his throat. So what?
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15 May 2026
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tentacles coveted, but sadly not present by Aamalysstuff for fortheloveofd (fortheloveofb)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
14 Feb 2022
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“So what do you do for money, then, Su-gu-ru? Do you offer mass murder bonuses? Catering services? Do you sell your nudes?”
“Hardly that.” Suguru scoffs. He rolls his eyes. “My nudes are not something people can afford to buy. ”
“Hmmm, I could afford them.” Satoru shoots back with a grin. “I'm rich enough to buy your nudes.”
Suguru levels him with a look, and there’s about half a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.
“Do you wanna buy my nudes, Satoru?”
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A story in which Satoru ends up funding Suguru's Cult activities by buying his overprices nudes and personalized nsfw otome CDs.
It's also a character study in whether or not someone can be a genocidal mass-murder and a tsundere at the same time.
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- Part 1 of tentacles coveted
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- 23,770
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- 1/1
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26 Aug 2025
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Final Boss by Aamalysstuff
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Jan 2026
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One time, Suguru thought about killing himself and ended up calling Satoru to say goodbye, but Satoru was in a League game and before Suguru was able to get a word in, he said:
“Suguru I love you, but I'm getting ganked by 3 losers, let me finish and I'm yours”
Satoru put him on speaker and then proceeded to spend the next half hour throwing some of the most creative insults known to man at random League players while getting two pentakills and somehow, by the time it ended, Suguru was laughing so hard he forgot he was thinking about offing himself afterwards. It had been more effective than the staged interventions his mom and dad pulled when he was living at home.
In Which Suguru self-medicates by sleeping around, Satoru's a weird anti-social NEET and Nanami bakes. There's swordfighting and maybe some dinosaur trivia.
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05 Aug 2025
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High For This by ceruleandayz
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Aug 2025
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Suguru Geto is the middle son of a powerful Yakuza family — the shadow heir, the fixer, the monster people fear in Tokyo’s underworld. He doesn’t do softness. He doesn’t do trust.
Then enters Satoru Gojo who isn’t a distraction—he’s a disruption. Bright, careless, and disarmingly gentle, he upends Suguru’s carefully ordered world. Now Suguru has to decide what’s more dangerous: letting Satoru in, or trying to live without him.
- Language:
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- 3/3
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18 Jul 2025
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A dark, hooded figure emerged from the dense snowstorm, growing far too tall as it approached. You shuffled back weakly in the bloodstained snow and winced as you jostled the trap clamped on your boot.
“What is this?” the man’s voice rumbled, muffled behind his mask. “You are…not what I expected to catch today.” He crouched and cupped your cheek reverently, as if you were a tiny creature whose delicate bones would snap at a too-rough touch.
You flinched at first — but he was warm, so warm.
“You are very far from home, aren’t you, Kleines Häschen?” he mused, honeyed words drawn out slowly as you relaxed into his palm. “Come, let me tend to your wound. Rest by my fire, just for a little while.”
The man scooped you up from the snow, unresisting. Sleep whispered sweet temptation as you were cradled to his chest, lulled by the blood loss and his steady steps. You gave in to the beckoning darkness, and allowed your heavy lids to close, like he said—
just for a little while.
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29 Jun 2025