TheVampireVex
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You are a chronically ill Nen user who can enter people's dreams and you use this ability to live a relatively quiet life as a private investigator. That is until you are hired to spy on Chrollo Lucilfer, infamous leader of the Phantom Troupe, who realizes there could be something more to your ability.
Hisoka and Illumi offer you an escape from the Phantom Troupe's clutches, but the price is high and their intentions for you may be worse than you bargained for.
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He takes your chin between his fingers and forces you to meet his gaze.
“Do you want me to teach you how to kiss?” He asks. His breath tickles your skin.
You can’t breathe or speak or think so you nod, cheeks blazing with warmth.
Your pulse hammers in your ears. You lean forward to close the gap between you both and get all of this over with. But his grip on your chin tightens, holding you in place.
His lips twist into a gorgeous grin. “No,” he scolds . “I want to hear you ask me.”- Language:
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“Please,” I begged and lifted my hands in surrender.
I didn’t wait for him to make his next move.
I reached back, grabbed the crystal decanter behind me, and flung it towards his face.
In the same moment, I ducked to the side and sprinted towards the doors.
He had me on the floor in an instant, his body a crushing weight, and his teeth bared.
“Just kill me!” I cried. “Please, kill me, I can’t! I can’t, I can’t, I can’t…” Tears streamed down the sides of my face.
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If Edward wasn't written by a Mormon this would be canon.
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- Part 1 of Smutty Twilight
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Hisoka needs someone to break. Ellie needs to be broken. They're perfect for each other, but she won't survive it.
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blood on the freesia stalks by zillazumi
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
21 Jun 2026
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There are men turning up dead in the woods, and Chief of Police Charlie Swan has a job to do—figure out what, or who, left the poor bastards torn up as they are. Chief of Police Charlie Swan is too old for this mess. Too old and too sick of this shit to pretend Forks is just a sleepy old rural town anymore. Between the gruesome corpses and the quiet, unsettling doctor Cullen who shows up like a statue in pressed slacks, lying through his teeth, Charlie’s got more questions than answers—and no one seems too keen on giving him either.
Charlie’s trying not to notice how his breath catches when the doc gets too close. He’s also trying not to notice how the bodies keep piling up, unsolved. Neither effort is going particularly well.
And if one more person tells him it was a bear, he’s going to shoot something. Probably not a bear.
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17 Jun 2026
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Illumi’s birthday surprises are always something to look forward to. Six decadent occasions already live rent-free in Hisoka’s mind, and now it’s time to make it seven.
Walking into his apartment, Hisoka is prepared for everything—everything, that is, except the extra guest waiting inside, and Illumi, who has taken his sentiment of “never having enough of you” very, very literally.
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Hisoka deserves something wild for his birthday, doesn’t he? Come for some fun, smutty time with Hisoka, Illumi, and Chrollo… who, courtesy of Illumi, is spending the evening looking like him. An extra-indulgent adultrio story, but still fundamentally hisoillu-coded at heart.
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08 Jun 2026
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Hisoka decides to cover up a tattoo after a break-up and meets Illumi, a tattoo artist not only more than capable of getting the job done but also a welcome distraction. Of course Hisoka - being Hisoka - acts like an absolute menace, deliberately pushing Illumi's buttons. What could possibly go wrong?
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HisoMachi is really only implied at the very beginning. The fic starts after their break-up and then it is pretty much never mentioned again.
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- Part 1 of Cover Up AU
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03 Apr 2026
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Illumi prides himself on control and efficiency. His body may have natural limits, but he has long since learned how to override its weaknesses, pushing himself beyond the point of exhaustion. When Hisoka enters the picture, things inevitably become complicated—and Illumi realizes he’ll need more strength than ever to maintain control over both his body and his thoughts.
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An Illumi-centric one-shot with a generous serving of hisoillu.
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03 Apr 2026
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Illumi Zoldyck enters the psych ward under a false name and false pretenses. His mission is simple: gather information and bring his brother home.
Then Hisoka, a long-term patient, takes an interest. Chrollo, their psychiatrist, does too. Soon, Illumi finds himself stuck in a psychological game where every move is observed and everyone has something to win or lose.
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A modern-day psychiatric AU with slow-burn tension, mind games, and an engaging plot.
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03 Apr 2026