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Spy and Scout end up taking up work for the same person at the same middle-of-nowhere workplace. Surely nothing will come of this whatsoever.
**NOTE: This is a rewrite of an existing (unfinished) fic. I'll try to continue updating on a consistent basis.
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1945; the year Scout was born and the year his father would disappear before Scout even got the chance to create memories of him. 1968; the year the two become coworkers and the year the two are reunited.
**NOTE!! This is actively being re-written. To see the rewrite, check my profile. Thank you to those who supported me for this fic, and I hope my rewrite is worthwhile. I won't be orphaning this, so feel free to check it out if you are interested.
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The Past Teaches You to Be Alone by Harborman, Hosekisama
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
08 Jun 2025
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Something happened to Kim Kitsuragi that knocked his life wildly off course. Now it’s March of ’51, and he’s woken up in the Whirling-in-Rags with an apocalyptic concussion, a chip on his shoulder, and a partner intent on solving a murder.
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You figure out a lot of things when Kitsuragi transfers to the 41st Precinct.
The first thing is that Kitsuragi is as queer as a two reál piece.
The second thing is that Harry wants to fuck him.
The third thing is that Harry has not figured this out yet.
The fourth thing is that Kitsuragi has.
The fourth-and-a-half thing is that Kitsuragi also wants to fuck Harry.
The fifth thing is that Kitsuragi is a patient man.
The sixth thing is that you also want to fuck Kitsuragi.
The seventh thing is that Kitsuragi figures this out the day you lean in to light his cigarette on the station roof. Your hand is shaking because Harry almost got the three of you fucking killed that day by being his stupid fucking bullheaded self, who cares if you caught a fucking murderer, and while he’s downstairs getting stitched up, you and Kitsuragi are up on the roof smoking. Your hand is shaking badly and Kitsuragi reaches out and grabs your wrist to steady it, the warmth smooth leather of his gloves on your bare wrist where your sleeve’s pulled up. You draw in a sharp breath and he looks at you and you can see from the sharpening of his eyes that he’s figured it out. -
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Nix Gottlieb has been working for the RCM for thirty-nine years - since its very inception - and never has he seen a bigger bunch of idiots than the current cohort.
You have the twin fools McLaine and Torson, who are constantly in for the stupidest things, a real revolving door. Gottlieb suspects they like the company. Then, you have McCoy, who has never met a fight he wouldn’t pick. There is Minot, who tends to hide things until it’s nearly too late. There is Kitsuragi, who is the stubbornest man Gottlieb has ever met, and there is Vicquemare, who, when he is not actively trying to die, is not working very hard to prevent it. The consultant, Heidelstam, who is worth too much for how often they let him go out on calls and get stabbed. Even the horses which Gottlieb takes care of are exceptionally stupid this year.
And then, Gottlieb sighs, you have Du Bois.
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KIM’S COUCH: Kim’s couch fucking hates you.
PAIN THRESHOLD: This is more than just uncomfortable. I think this thing is actually trying to kill you.
KIM’S COUCH: If I was trying to kill you, punk, you’d fucking know. Loose spring to the spleen, sudden frame collapse, maybe even - who knows - a slowly subsiding fall of cushions, suffocating you in the night. This? This is just a test of will, to see if you’re man enough for Kim. Which you aren’t, by the way.
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After a rough couple of weeks, Harry Du Bois decides he wants to try doing something nice for his friend and (work) partner. It goes (mostly) according to plan.

