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the dwarfs find out that by hobbit terms bilbo is very beautiful
also I made it so bombur gets a hobbit girlfriend
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The journey to Erebor was a grueling affair, marked by blisters, rain, and the constant threat of being eaten. But for Bilbo Baggins, the greatest challenge wasn't the Orcs, it was the sheer logistical nightmare of being a Hobbit in a company of Dwarves who knew absolutely nothing about Hobbit physiology.
Most folk in Middle-earth knew that Hobbits had large, hairy feet. Some knew they had a penchant for seven meals a day. But very few knew about the ears, and almost no one outside the Shire knew about the tails.
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Defying Death (or at least the ones in charge) by Lucigoo89
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
07 Jan 2024
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Bilbo has finally died, and now Lord Mandos wants to shove him away to Lady Yavanna’s Green Gardens. Well, that won't do. After all, Thorin won't be in Yavanna's gardens, and Bilbo won't stay where Thorin isn't.
He’s a burglar, and if he can smuggle his dwarves out from under Thranduil’s nose, he can smuggle himself into Mahal’s Halls under the Valar’s noses to, right?
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Afterlife love but long
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When hobbits go a-purring by DrakeShadeDShadowheart, lisellelascelles
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Jan 2026
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It had been during the early, uncertain days of their quest, long before the dwarves had welcomed Bilbo as one of their own, when the dwarves first learned about the hobbit’s best kept secret: their tails.
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Just snippets of the original story but here Bilbo has a tail (duh)