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    Wei Ying has a case of writer's block, so his friend Nie Huaisang offers up his brother's cabin for two weeks in late winter-- forgetting that time period coincides with the annual Gusu Kink Expo.

    Lan Wangji has been looking forward to his annual kink vacation, but when Nie Huaisang calls and requests he babysit his nextdoor neighbor for the next two weeks, he can't help but feel annoyed. It's never a good idea to disappoint Nie Huaisang, so he reluctantly agrees.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Lan Pharmaceuticals, a century-old legacy pharma empire that ventured into luxury skincare some 20 years ago finally launches its first ever accessible line and watches it spectacularly TANK.

    Enter market specialist Wei Wuxian, who is just what they need, who can rescue a brand even from the depths of hell; and who, quite inconveniently, also happens to be their head of IT and younger heir's ex from college.

    OR: an epistolary account of the near-impossible salvation of Lan Pharmaceuticals' first ever mass-market skincare brand, told entirely through internal communications

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Wei Ying falls in love with the idea of a man and it is all he needs: a comfortable life in his head he can escape to when life grows too dull or too stressful. He could have this fantasy forever, as long as he keeps it all in his head.

    The fantasy has other ideas.

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    04 Feb 2025

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    Are you waiting on someone to join you?
    Here to watch my husband, actually ❤️

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    All in all, the escape from their alien kidnappers plan had been going off pretty well until the ship malfunctioned. Not Wei Wuxian’s fault, he promised. Just one of those fate is a bitch things. One moment he was snapping the neck of their second guard, the next the spaceship was crashing onto… a planet. A fucking cold planet, if the snow visible through a hole in the top side hull was any indication.

    Yeah… so they were going to die.

    “We’re going to die!” one of the girls moaned, her voice high and screechy and when Wen Qing suggested someone go and scout the land, see if they lucked out and landed in Canada or if there were any local aliens—friendly or otherwise—Wei Wuxian was glad to volunteer, just so he could get away from her screams.


    Or, An Ice Planet Barbarians AU

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    09 Jan 2025

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    Ice Planets Barbarian AU!

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    "I’m Wei Ying, nice to meet you.”

    Lan Zhan stares at the hand being offered, brain still trying to process the hurricane of a person in front of him.

    “Lan Zhan,” he replies, and shakes the hand once, politely. “Is this your seat?”

    or, sometimes a chance meeting on a train and twenty four hours together are enough for two people to fall in love.

    UPDATE: Three extras added for the epilogue 🎄

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    09 Jan 2025

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    “To Holden Caulfield, and Budapest.

    Here’s our promise, here’s your acknowledgement.

    I think about you always.”