Too_pretty_forthis_mess
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The faces staring down at me by Too_pretty_forthis_mess
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Mara - Fandom
31 May 2026
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After Mary Macdonald was obliviated in the war, she was sent to the muggle world. She eventually became a painter. Years later Remus Lupin walks into an art show, hoping to clear his head.
NOT A HAPPY ENDING
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Harley Keener, Flirting Extraordinaire by spidersonas (tinee) for PeachyKeener
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Young Avengers (Comics)
27 Sep 2019
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Peter Parker had 4 Twitter accounts. Do people know this? No.
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The Parley Twitter AU that nobody asked for.Series
- Part 1 of Peter Parker, Twitter Extraordinaire
- Part 1 of Peter Parker, Meet Harley Keener
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,227
- Chapters:
- 85/85
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 1,291
- Kudos:
- 5,147
- Bookmarks:
- 508
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- 94,382
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20 Jun 2026
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Baby, Look What You've Done To Me by sunlights
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 May 2019
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Harley was set in his mind. He wouldn't be pursuing anything with Peter. Yeah, maybe some mildly flirting here and there that honestly went over Peter's head because he was too shy and innocent for his own good, but that was about it.
Until Harley saw Peter wearing one of his sweaters that was basically swallowing Peter's small frame.
Or: Peter wears Harley's sweater and he loses it.
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16 Jun 2026
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"I dare you to go and stand in the closet with Harley and you can't come out until I say so"
"MJ what kind of dare is that"
"A good one"
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The fic where MJ and Shuri force Peter and Harley to confess their feelings for each other because they are getting tired of them dancing around each other.
Bookmarked by Too_pretty_forthis_mess
16 Jun 2026
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Death Kindly Stopped For Me (And Regretted it Tremendously) by leveragehunters (Monkeygreen)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
24 May 2016
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They're just two boys from Brooklyn who lost each other and found each other, over and over again. Their story is something like a fairy tale, and it's nothing like a fairy tale, and in a world where a single moment can change everything death is life's only absolute certainty.
Except when it's not.
(Spoilers for Civil War.)
Bookmarked by Too_pretty_forthis_mess
16 Jun 2026
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twitter beef so salty and scalding hot that it's a well done steak by impravidus for censored
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Jul 2020
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CEO of Stark Industries, Harley Keener, and head of Avengers of Spider-Man have a Twitter feud, and no one knows why they hate each other's guts.
Featuring memes and slang that will most likely be outdated by the time this story is set.
(sort of a sequel to teetering the line on borrowed time)
2023 Parkner Awards Winner for Best Social Media AU!
Series
- Part 24 of impravidus's parkner quick reads
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,858
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 126
- Kudos:
- 4,863
- Bookmarks:
- 702
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- 31,121
Bookmarked by Too_pretty_forthis_mess
15 Jun 2026