TotallyNotAMartian



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    Crowley felt like someone had reached down into him and dredged up something so precious and hidden, he himself hadn’t known it was there. And now this ancient, delicate thing sat blinking into the light as crowds of strangers gathered to gape and bear witness.

    And whatever awful vulnerability he felt at having his heart pulled from him and put on display like this—Aziraphale wasn’t experiencing any of it.

     

    (Crowley and Aziraphale visit a museum exhibit, and one painting cuts a little too close. Post Not-Pocalypse.)

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    Crowley blinks behind his shades. “Are you suggesting—”

    “We pretend we’re romantically involved? Perhaps I am.” The angel gives Crowley a guilty smile, cheeks still dusted rosy pink. “It shouldn’t be that hard—we’ve known each other for six millennia, give or take.”

    Crowley wins tickets for an all-expenses paid cruise for two, and the obvious choice for his plus-one is none other than Aziraphale. They immediately realize upon boarding the ship that this cruise is meant for couples of the romantic variety, and in a panic, they decide to fake a relationship for fear of scrutiny. Romantic excursions and mutual pining ensues.

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    10 Nov 2019

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    They had hoped that heaven and hell had, collectively, given up on them.

    They should have known it wasn't to be.

    When Aziraphale is snatched from the street, both angel and demon find out very quickly just how bad things can get.

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    There was a certain look that Aziraphale wore occasionally—a pinched sort of moue that looked like he’d just taken a very large mouthful of cinnamon—which meant he thought Crowley was being ridiculous. He had put it on.

     

    “Hang on,” he had said. “You want us to do human things?”

     

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    If you're going to go native, you might as well go all the way.

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    28 Sep 2019