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How low was the difficulty ceiling for saying “I love you”?
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After a freak accident in the Alchemy lab, Idia and Cater find themselves to have switched bodies. Not wanting to be on the receiving end of an angry Crewel, the two decide to tough it out as each other until a cure can be found.
Surely walking a mile in someone's shoes will be a total cakewalk and nothing weird will happen in the meantime.
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It's Chess day at the Board Game Club and Cater pops by to cheer on Idia. Though he quickly learns that things can get a little... heated between club members.
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Idia gives Cater a sticker on his birthday, and he takes that personally.
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One of Cater’s big sisters is getting married, so Cater has to go back home a week before to help with preparations. He doesn’t know who to take with him as a plus one, or if he even will take someone with him. But then a certain fairy prince offers his help.
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09 Sep 2024
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Sebek gets lost at an amusement park. Who else finds him but Trey?
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- Part 2 of cousins verse
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The hard part about being a social butterfly is that sometimes, people REALLY want to talk to you, when all you want is just a moment away from all the crazy hustle and bustle that comes with life.
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05 Oct 2024
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Goldfish can't Live in Hot Water by TheSeafoodMafioso for vosien, kurousagi
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Floyd’s pouting face did little to assuage his anger as he swam around in rapid circles, tail whipping through the water with a force that reflected how utterly furious he was. Ordinarily, he might have beheaded someone by now. He might have yelled and stomped his feet until his face turned red, tyranny be damned. But in his current state, even that simple form of catharsis was lost to him.
After all, goldfish didn’t exactly have feet.
25/12/2025: This fic has undergone an overhaul. Please check the end notes under each chapter for the changes.
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- Part 1 of Goldfish can't live in Hot Water
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24 Jul 2024
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When Cater fully pulled up the blinds and opened the window, he saw that he hadn't been hallucinating after all: there in front of his window was none other than his boyfriend Malleus Draconia, looking somewhere between amused and confused over Cater's behavior.
"Oh-em-GEE, it totally is you! Babe, are you freakin’ crazy? I'm on the third floor!"
(In which Malleus pays Cater a cuddle visit.)
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29 May 2024