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  1. Public Bookmark 48

    Rumor Has It by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    01 Dec 2025

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    She hadn't meant to hear it. Really, she hadn't. She shouldn't have listened to it, should have just gone about her day with business as usual and been done with it. That was the plan anyway...

    It was really a shame that Fred and George could scent a sordid secret from a mile off.

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    11 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 81

    Twice the Hands, Twice the Fun by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    11 Jun 2026

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    She’d heard rumours about the twins. Scandalous rumours. Deplorable rumours.

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    I do not own any characters or the world in which they are set. This was just for a bit of fun.

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    11 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

    Chode In The Hole by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    09 Jun 2026

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    Ronald Weasley has a chode.

    Hermione is miserable.

    Theo would like a colouring book.

     

    In the weeks before returning to Hogwarts for her eighth year, Hermione had been having mind-blowing sex.

    Truly earth-shattering, time-stopping sex.

    And then she'd wake up.

    Upon returning to Hogwarts, Hermione finds herself sharing an apartment with her least favourite Slytherins, and her dreams are better than ever.

    But when someone starts acting weird, Hermione starts to wonder if those dreams weren't solely hers.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Ichor Vow by ,

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    12 Jun 2026

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    When Draco Malfoy goes to sign a betrothal contract, only for the contract to reject his signature because he is already married.

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    Where Hermione and Draco accidentally engage in an ancient and forgotten ritual that results in them being married and dealing with the media shitshow.

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    02 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 36

    Hermione Granger and the Worst Notebook to Ever Lose (English version) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    31 May 2026

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    Hermione Granger likes facts. Numbers. Statistics. Things that are under control.

    For years, she has kept a secret in a small notebook, a confession she never had the courage to admit, meticulously documented, analyzed, and filed away. A secret. Very personal. Very compromising.

    According to all her calculations, the probability of losing this notebook is extremely low.
    The probability of it being found by someone is even lower.
    And the probability of it falling into the hands of someone who has decided to actively interfere in her love life is, theoretically, close to zero.

    In theory.

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    24 May 2026