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    If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

    Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

    The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

    Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

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    After the battle, Draco Malfoy was given something he never thought he wanted—a daughter. The only problem? He didn’t know who the mother of his child was.
    Six years after the war, Hermione Granger moves to the states, to a small coastal town in Maine. There, she runs into a familiar wizard—along with his outgoing, precious daughter.
    NOW COMPLETE!

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    03 Feb 2025

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    “So, Granger,” he began, his tone perfectly casual as he leaned back in his chair. “Have you seen my white peacock?”
    Blaise, drunk and predictably unhelpful, choked on his drink. “Wait, what? Has Granger seen your white cock? What the hell, Malfoy?”
    Draco’s head snapped toward his so-called friend, horrified. “What? That’s not—”
    “What about Malfoy’s cock?” Pansy interjected, smirking as she leaned forward, clearly delighted by his discomfort.
    Draco flushed, his ears burning. “No one is talking about my bloody—”
    “What? Why would I want to see your penis, Malfoy?” Hermione interrupted, looking both confused and horrified as she stared at him.
    Theo, who was already laughing hysterically, added fuel to the fire. “Well, it’s obvious it’s white.”

     

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    Draco loves having sex with Hermione, Hermione loves having sex with Draco but only one of them remembers it.

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    This fic is basically 10 % plot 40 % smut 50 % chaos

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    26 Jan 2025

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    “So,” she says before the silence can stretch to something too awkward to salvage. “Normal human interaction warrants conversation.”

    Beside her, Malfoy snorts. “We’re hardly normal humans, Granger.”

     

    A friends-with-benefits story about the moments that come after the sex.

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    18 Jan 2025

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    Hermione Granger does not make mistakes, at least not often. After making the biggest, dumbest, most horrible mistake of her life, Hermione must deal with the repercussions while keeping her relationship with her Auror partner, Draco Malfoy, strictly professional. He, of course, has other plans.

    Amidst a resurgence in Death Eater activity, the likes of which Britain hasn’t seen since the First Wizarding War, Hermione will come to realize that the mistake she’s made with Draco might not be so bad at all. It just might be the best mistake.

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    17 Jan 2025