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“Companionship is essential for long-term stability,” Lucy said. “Especially in high-stress environments.”
“See now Miss Maclean, that’s where you’re wrong,” The Ghoul replied. “If it weren’t for your daddy I’d have left you behind a long time ago.”
The Ghoul isn’t her husband; he's not even her friend. But they’re travelling together. That has to count for something.
Set between Season 1 and continuing into Season 2 of Fallout, Lucy and The Ghoul make their way across the wasteland toward New Vegas, low on supplies, lower on trust. It's a slow burn since two hundred years doesn't exactly make it easy for him to open up to new people (or anyone...)
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27 Feb 2026
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It’s simple. When she doesn’t know how to do something, she learns. When she can’t figure something out, she researches. When she isn’t good at something, she practices. When she still doesn’t understand something, she consults an instructor.
Twenty-seven years old and still a virgin, Hermione decides it’s time to employ someone to teach her the ins and outs of sex.
It isn’t because she thinks he’s particularly handsome, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the way the bar lights gleam fire in his blond hair. And it certainly isn’t because she suspects Draco Malfoy might be some kind of sex god. No, he’s just there, sitting at the barstool next to her, and in that heartbeat Hermione finds herself brave enough to ask...
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12 Feb 2026
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Little Lucy throws him a blank look, the same one he’s been seeing on that pretty face since the showdown with her father. “I want to keep going.”
There’s that stubborn tenacity buried under her too-soft flesh. He argues back, “I’m tired. Ain’t you tired?”
(or, Ghoul discovers Lucy has a method to getting to sleep)
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13 Feb 2026
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Is that what frustrated her the most? That all of her other peers seemed to be in the know of something big and not-very-secret. All of them had that knowledge. For once, Hermione Granger did not have the correct answer.
Hermione capped her quill, laying everything down to peer at the social experiment that would take up the next few months of her time. The parchment read:
The To-Do List
1. Snogging
2. Breast fondling
3. Dry Humping
4. Fingering
5. Handjob
6. Blowjob
7. Receive Oral Sex
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01 Feb 2026
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His Golden Keepsake by lacedwithbaneberry for RealBareWithMeHoney
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 May 2025
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When Draco Malfoy gets assigned to the case she wanted, Hermione can’t let it go. Discussing the case after hours at the pub seemed like the perfect way to make a deal, but when she overhears a comment about his bedroom preferences, Hermione’s plan goes wildly off track.
A fun WIP story about Draco Malfoy showing Hermione Granger how Death Eater roleplay is *most definitely* a thing.
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18 Jan 2026