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Deadpool: Arrival by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2024
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Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.
Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.
Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.
Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.
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05 Jun 2025
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One for the team by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Aug 2024
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Peter Parker marries Wade Wilson for perfectly respectable reasons that have nothing to do with feelings. Nope, no feelings involved here whatsoever, unless you count Peter’s massive crush on his husband.
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10 Sep 2024
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Summon me Sweetly by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
23 Jan 2022
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It starts out as some kind of innocent misunderstanding. Peter honestly didn't know sex demons existed, and if he did know, he still never would have summoned one. But when a big, hulking sex demon with broad shoulders and rippling muscles steps out of a portal and insists that that's exactly what Peter did, and that he can't go anywhere until he fulfills all of Peter's desires... well, what's a superhero to do? Let the incubus go hungry?
[Spoiler alert: this incubus won't be going hungry.]
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10 Aug 2024
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Wade despises laundry day. Until he meets a cute stranger at the Laundromat who's absolutely hopeless at washing any kind of clothes.
Exactly how that lead to him dating Spider-Man, Wade isn't sure, but he's definitely not complaining.
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15 Jul 2024
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Prove me Wrong by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 Jul 2021
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There aren’t many things Wade Winston Wilson's good for as an omega. He's male. He's large. He's at least a head taller than most alphas out there, alphas who like their omegas dainty and petite and female. So no, there aren't many things he's good for as an omega.
Peter sets out to prove him wrong.
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11 Jul 2024