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Sensory-Enabled Recording by Vandali
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
23 Apr 2026
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Replaying in his processor was a sensory-enabled holovid they had recorded together months ago, from Drift’s very own optics, beginning with Ratchet sucking down Drift’s spike like he needed it to live.
or, Ratchet gives Drift a nice relaxing massage.
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 May 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas in your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 2 of Sol's PHM fics
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27 May 2026
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“What are you doing to yourself?” Megatron demanded impatiently, because he was completely incapable of any other tone.
“What you should be doing,” Starscream panted. “I’m so empty…”
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Megatron comms for assistance during his mission. Starscream is somewhat unhelpful.
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26 May 2026
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.
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20 May 2026
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Press on the Gas Pedal and Accelerate, Baby by EVTrainingUniversity
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
04 Jun 2026
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"So, let me make sure I got this right," he started, tilting his helm back and forth in faux contemplation. "You want to pay me to pretend by being your happy little fake conjunx becauseee…?"
"Were you not listening the first time?" Bumblebee glared at him, working his jaw—the plates tensing in his desire to avoid repeating himself.
"Not really."
Or; after a messy breakup with Breakdown, Bumblebee searches out Swindle with one goal in mind—paying the Con to be his fake boyfriend to hopefully make Breakdown jealous enough to come crawling back to him.
Neither of the two expect to gain feelings for one another, but you know what say, the best laid plans of glitch mice and mechs...
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18 May 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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12 May 2026