Vht215



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In his efforts to become the best captain possible, Shane accidentally cultivates among his teammates a debilitating praise kink.

    (Or, the unforeseen consequences of prolonged and repeated exposure to Shane Hollander's beautiful big brown bottom eyes, and its documented effects on a worrisomely increasing number of professional hockey players.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,806
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    1,337
    Kudos:
    5,627
    Bookmarks:
    2,033
    Hits:
    76,454

    13 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    English was the language of the West.

    Ilya had no use for it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    143
    Kudos:
    1,009
    Bookmarks:
    244
    Hits:
    13,656

    13 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    118,812
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    4,696
    Kudos:
    25,245
    Bookmarks:
    9,169
    Hits:
    692,046

    09 May 2026