ViciouslyWitty
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- Labyrinth (1986) (11)
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What happens when Sarah accidentally crashes a goblin royal wedding and inadvertently proposes to the groom?
What happens when the groom accepts?They're bound, of course!
After all... what's said is said. You are cordially invited to an Underground wedding.
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Words have power. Woven to beguile and to ensnare - like twisted branches of a tree with roots gone deep. They lie in shadow, filled with purpose and intent. Filled with Old magic. Sarah really should have known better. Norse gods, ancient rituals, the chase… He is through waiting. It all began with a book; it is only fitting that it should end with one.
Enter the Tanglewood...
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Sarah is looking forward to the (not so) halcyon days of summer until she makes a rather imprudent wish...
Caterpillars, Cub Scouts, and Goblins? Oh my!The Goblin King is going to summer camp and he doesn't plan to leave empty-handed.
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“Do you accept a call from a Mr. Jareth Williams?”
There was a reason answering machines were invented. Sarah should have never accepted the phone call from the Rochester Police Department. She certainly should have never agreed to bail a certain Goblin King out of the drunk tank of all places. A Goblin King who was claiming to be her husband...
But everyone knows bad decisions make for the best stories.
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The hand loosened enough that she could breathe. Could speak. Barely. “Just t-take what you want and leave. Please.”
Lips Sarah instantly recognized, ones that had sampled every inch of her flesh, traced the shell of her ear and then parted to let uneven teeth scrape. “I intend to.”
She actually relaxed before she immediately tensed again, half-wishing it had been something as benign as a burglar. “Why are you here?”
“I thought we just established that.” Her pulse beat frantically against the solid presence of his knife. Jareth twisted it slightly, not enough to cut the skin but to let her know he could. “You so cordially invited me to take what I wanted after all.”
Once that line was crossed, it was already too late... Sarah should have killed the Goblin King when she had her chance.
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- Part 2 of Mercury Glass
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They are mercury rising. Elemental. Volatile. Deadly.
Mirror images no matter how far apart. Quicksilver souls destined to shatter. Sarah wants to kill him. Jareth wants to keep her.
But hate and love are mere distortions in the same splintered glass...
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James Norrington does not fear death. And when it arrives, he allows it to take him without a fight. But the universe has different plans. Just as he's slipping away, final thoughts turning to the woman who never returned his love, James awakes to find he is very much alive. Time has rolled back like a scroll, and it is eight years in the past.
Faced with the prospect of reliving his life with the knowledge of what's to come, James resolves to change his fate. Perhaps he can find happiness after all. More importantly, this could be the promise of redemption.Series
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01 Apr 2026
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You weren't surprised when you woke up in the pod - you always did. After every victory or death or failure, you woke up right as that mind flayer forced that tadpole into your eye. You killed the chosen three an infinite amount of times, destroyed the elder brain more times than you could count - died even more! And yet, no matter what you did, you always woke up at the very beginning.
A lonely existence, for anyone, having to re-establish eternal loves and undying friendships all over again. It felt like a hopeless cause, having to play the same game over and over again. Resetting no matter how it ended. You thought it was an eternal, lonesome torture.
Until you find out a certain devil is suffering in the same hell.
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- Part 1 of Have you ever danced with the devil
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08 Jul 2025
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Elder Maxson makes a perfectly reasonable and strategically sound marriage proposal, and doesn't quite know what to do when it is rejected.
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(Inspired by this stunning prompt at the Fallout kinkmeme, and the suggestion a couple of comments down about Maxson being Mr Darcy. Thank you anons for your terrible influence on me.)
(Behold this beautiful title design by the super-talented Rue Walker!)
(Also here is an image I made to accompany this story.)
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- Part 1 of Paper Moon, Lead Balloon
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11 Apr 2024
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After the war, Draco Malfoy seeks refuge from infamy in the Muggle world. A friendly Muggle couple takes him under their wing, but there’s a problem: they are intent on setting him up with their best friend, Hermione Granger.
Or, in which the Muggle friends Hermione Granger undoubtedly would have had will not take no for an answer.
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- Part 1 of The Meet Your Match Universe
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26 Jul 2023
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Cold & Lonely Nights by MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
16 Nov 2022
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Werewolf Ben is convinced he doesn’t need or want anyone. He travels across the country seeing the sights, eating people, and picking up odd jobs along the way.
Then he happens to see Rey when she’s leaving school one afternoon.
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05 Apr 2023
