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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    Instead of quiet nights with Piper, and long conversations about whatever book she’d been reading or the evils of Monsanto or whatever, his nights more often than not featured Saxon sprawled out on his floor with his arms akimbo, bitching about the frigid harpies in risk management who kept shutting him down. Or – even more overwhelming – those nights when Saxon’s blue eyes would swivel onto him and suddenly he’d be the center of the conversation.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    “Steve, I’ve solved your problem.”

    “Huh?”

    “I’ve found your dreamboat. Your perfect match, your other half- fits your type to a t. Literally right now, you could walk over and proposition this person to bear your six offspring and sail off into the sunset together in a shitty RV.”

    Steve blinks at her bemusedly, and then she points out beyond the pool- where Eddie Munson sits in the grass, smiling lazily as El and little Holly Wheeler adorn him in daisy chains, giggling as he bows to each of them, adjusting his flowery crown.

    Steve groans, face in his palms. 

    “Yeah,” he laughs dryly, “if only Eddie was a chick, huh?”

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    five times steve laments over the fact that eddie would be the perfect partner if he was a girl, and one time where he realises that’s no longer an issue for him

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “Steve, I’m only offering because I want to help, okay? So,” he pauses, can’t believe he has to ask again. “Do you want me to fuck you?”

    Steve groans, squeezing his eyes shut as his face pinches up.

    “Yeah,” Steve says on the outbreath. “Please,” he tacks on. An afterthought. 

    Eddie grimaces. “Gross, man. Don’t say please about me fucking you.”

    “I’m just being polite! You’re the one who offered!”


    When Steve's heat comes early and threatens to ruin their holiday, Eddie grudgingly offers to help.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Steve blurts, “I want your sperm.”

    The words echo off of the bathroom tile and Eddie is as still as a statue. Nobody moves. Steve feels the mortification rising swiftly like water in a well and he wishes that he could drown in it. It doesn't let him, gathering in his chest and his cheeks and making his entire being tremble with its scope and scale.

    Eddie’s quiet for probably ten solid seconds, his face utterly blank and impassive as he processes this statement.

    Then he shrugs and starts undoing his belt.

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    20 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    Steve finds out he qualifies for an emotional support companion, which is great! Double great that he can order them online, and get it delivered to his house! What luck right?

    He soon finds out that he had made a grave, and GREAT BIG error (kind of?), all because he didn’t wear his glasses.

    Or did he??

    TLDR: catboy!Eddie au that nobody asked for :3

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    18 Jan 2026

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    chp 2