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    When Shane first saw the "plank until failure” videos, he wrote it off as a stupid trend. But then Ilya Rozanov posted one, showing his sweating face as he leaned over the camera, giving a point of view that should frankly be considered explicit. His stupid fucking cross necklace hung in front of the camera, swaying slightly in its suspended state.

    Shane immediately felt his blood run hot. Which is only natural, because he's extremely competitive. No other reason whatsoever would make him feel flushed and slightly overwhelmed. 

    Ilya planked for five minutes? That's fine, Shane can and will do longer. Easy work.

     

    or, Shane and Ilya run fitness influencer accounts, and they both participate in the plank until failure trend.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander refuses to show up to Rose Landry’s wedding alone after having his heart broken by the man-of-honour.

    Enter Ilya Rozanov, charming date-for-hire and possibly the hottest man Shane has ever seen. Shane needs him to play the perfect boyfriend for just one weekend.

    Trouble is, Ilya may be a little too good at the job.

    or: Ilya is worth every cent but won’t accept any money and Shane is about to become the biggest cliche of all time (who falls for the guy they hired to be their boyfriend?).

    Hockey Player/Client!Shane x Escort!Ilya
    💸The Wedding Date inspired AU feat. Hollanov

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    03 Jun 2026

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    -Association of Zoos & Aquariums Forum Admin created new topic-
    AZA CONFERENCE RIDESHARE MASTER POST
    Hey everyone, hoping to link up for a ride to AZA in October? This thread is for you!

    Ilya R.
    hi looking for ride from ottawa one-way. flying out after conference. will pay you for gas.

    Shane H.
    I can swing through Ottawa as long as you’re ready to go by 9 am Mon. No smoking or snacks in the car but you can be in charge of the stereo.

    Ilya R.
    thank you you seem like very safe driver
    Ilya R.
    even with stick up your ass

    Or, zookeeper Ilya meets aquarium keeper Shane on a road trip with only one bed and a whole lot of unlikely animal friends.

    -this fic is now complete!-

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    02 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    01 Jun 2026