YourLocalStressedPoet
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Atsumu grits his teeth and nods.
“My bad,” he grounds out. “Some people just make it so hard to keep my mouth shut.”
Kita’s hand reaches out, closing around the back of Atsumu’s neck and squeezing. A warning.
“My sincerest apologies,” Kita says to the prince. “This is my top bounty hunter, and he will get himself in check.”
“I should hope so,” Sakusa replies coldly.
“Thankfully,” Kita continues. “You both will have plenty of time to get acquainted. I would offer only my best to His Highness while he is here.” The words dawn on Atsumu like he’s staring into an alien maw poised to swallow him whole. “Sakusa, Miya Atsumu is undeniably the greatest alien hunter in the realm, and he will be training you for the duration of your time with us.”
Atsumu watches the top half of the prince’s face morph from bafflement to outright fury.
Their eyes meet again. Spark to flame.
And Atsumu thinks, ‘Well, fuck. This oughta be good.‘
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It is the rule of things; the cyclical nature of the Earth’s orbit around the sun, or geese migrating in the winter and returning home just in time to face blooming spring. Oikawa has to leave, and so does Hajime. Oikawa is sailing South on steady wings, and Hajime is stumbling his way through his own destiny, hunting for something in the blistering heat of Irvine, California. It is summer in Miyagi, and the air sparkles with sun, and Oikawa flies off into the endless blue of the sky and doesn’t look back.
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(the fic in which iwaizumi and oikawa make me sick to my stomach) -
4 Times Miya Atsumu Took a Shot + 1 Time He Didn't by YourLocalStressedPoet
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
04 May 2026
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“Really, Samu.” Atsumu meets his twin’s stare. As familiar as the mirror. As warm as coming home. “Admit it. Yer bein’ sweet to me.”
Osamu shrugs. He pushes the glass into Atsumu’s hand.
“Don’t gotta take it if ya don’t wanna,” he says. “But I figured you’d need it. And I think I know ya pretty damn well by now.”
Miya Atsumu is not bothered by his occasionally very obvious and glaring character flaws. He is not an alcoholic. He knows this to be true about himself.
So, on the morning of his wedding, he begins the day with a shot of vodka.
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The wedding spin-off, as promised! This is an offshoot of "my name in your mouth", so it would be best to read that first to understand the universe and the references!
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- Part 3 of House of Cards
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Sakusa Kiyoomi is pretty, slouched against a bar. He’s got a tight black turtleneck that molds to his skin, and the golden lights above their heads contour him like they were designed for that express purpose. His hair falls in nicely coiffed curls, inky black. His eyes are dark, dark, dark. Atsumu smiles at him, putting all his charm into it.
Sakusa looks downright murderous. Atsumu wonders if he should feel fear.
“They warned me about Inarizaki’s hair-brained heir to the House,” Sakusa sneers. “Nothing could have prepared me for such inane levels of incompetency.”
“Did’jya swallow a dictionary before ya came out tonight, Omi-Omi?”
“I would have swallowed arsenic if I’d known you’d be here.”
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(the SakuAtsu Yakuza AU that nobody asked for)Series
- Part 1 of House of Cards
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There wasn’t really venom in anybody's tones. It was just a harsh reality. Soldiers did not get to fall in love.
Because at the end of the day, that was all they’d ever been allowed to be. Princes or otherwise. Iwaizumi watched Oikawa lean forward to grab his drink. The lines of him were almost blurred. He was as beautiful as all the history Iwaizumi had learned about. He’d never been tangible either. Iwaizumi would make himself a killer if it meant he got Oikawa. He would be any sort of bloody, prophetic weapon. Each and every time, he would choose a drawn sword if it meant he could keep his heart.
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the fic in which Oikawa is a magical prince and Iwaizumi is his ever-dutiful solider
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Haikyuu rarepairs that all exist in the same universe.
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light in the way we love by YourLocalStressedPoet
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
05 May 2022
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Wilbur, Technoblade, and Philza are gods. Tommy is a mortal. All of them are broken in their own ways. The centuries do things to people, and Tommy can't seem to forget his past. It's messy, and full of relapses and fall-backs and quiet apartment talks, but they help each other heal. Together, they learn how to be a family.
(or the SBI gods AU fic series nobody asked for)
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“I’m sorry, I misheard. Did you just say ‘we don’t’ do everything in our power to get this photo of me shoving my tongue down your throat taken down?”
Atsumu reaches up, yanking his hood back just enough to look Kiyoomi squarely in the eye.
"We don't deny a damn thing. We lean into it. We date.”
Kiyoomi’s mind screeches to a grinding, violent halt. "Sorry?"
“Look," Atsumu says, his voice dropping its defensive edge entirely. "Yer' not interested in me, and I'm not interested in a relationship. This could work.”
And in the most disrespectful, arrogant manner possible, Sakusa Kiyoomi laughs in Atsumu’s face.
sakusa kiyoomi fell in love with miya osamu one year ago at a halloween party. despite plans to confess to him a year later at the same annual party, sakusa accidentally confesses (and hooks up with) the wrong twin and his teammate, miya atsumu. now, to avoid the scandal that has swept the volleyball world by its feet and to make osamu jealous, he enters a contractual relationship with the wrong miya. but things aren't what they seem, and could it be that the man sakusa had fallen in love with has been standing beside him all along?
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05 Jun 2026
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Holy writing oh my god this is just fantastic
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Or maybe it’s just the Argentinian national team shirt. In the dim, the blue could be mistaken for Seijou teal. Or the cobalt of Kitagawa Daiichi. Maybe that’s Oikawa’s cosmic trajectory, Hajime thinks—forever graduating from one shade of blue into the next.
In which Oikawa returns to Tokyo for the Olympics. In which it's been a while. In which the reunion is clumsy.Series
- Part 4 of north : south : east : west
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31 May 2026
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I’m sobbing my fucking eyes out
A love letter to Oikawa and Iwaizumi, the two characters who have always meant the most to me. This was amazing.
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"That’s a terrible way to introduce me!” Oikawa protests, his voice a bit high-pitched and whiny, but what really makes Hajime’s eyes widen and blink is…
“Japanese?” His mouth moves on its own before his teeth snap shut, cursing himself as heat rises to his cheeks, every pair of eyes turns to him and Sakusa hides a laugh behind a fake cough.
Oikawa looks back at him, lighter this time, less sharp, with those full lips curling into a playful, crooked smile as he crosses his arms over his chest, right over the faded alien on his shirt.
“Of course. Oikawa Tooru, professional gymnast, Argentinian and Japanese. Pleasure to meet you, Iwa-chan.”
Iwa-What?
Or: Iwaizumi Hajime just wants to get through the Olympics in peace. Too bad he meets Oikawa Tooru, Olympic gymnast, Argentinian and Japanese, gorgeous and bilingual.
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16 May 2026
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eeeeee only on chapter one but this is so fun
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Tobio is dying. After weeks of careful consideration, it’s the only logical conclusion he’s come to. It’s the only explanation for his sudden bouts of feverishness, the unexplainable clammy palms, and, most concerning, the heart palpitations. There’s no other verdict: he’s dying.
(Oh, and Hinata’s got something to do with it, too, because of course it’s connected to the little dumbass. Maybe he’s allergic to Hinata. Yeah, that’s a solid theory.)
In which Tobio is convinced that he’s dying (it takes a while, but Hinata manages to convince him otherwise).
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Hajime returned to him knowing nothing. Feeling, only. A bird that flies north.
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09 May 2026
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Read the first sentence and bookmarked immediately