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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- English
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- 195,969
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 7,494
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- 31,423
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02 Oct 2024
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The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy by speechwriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2021
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The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand.
A Deathly Hallows rewrite in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.
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- Part 1 of The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy
- Language:
- English
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- 289,780
- Chapters:
- 33/33
- Collections:
- 90
- Comments:
- 5,574
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- 25,866
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- 12,483
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- 1,838,168
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14 Sep 2024
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14 Sep 2024
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To truly know someone is to differentiate between who they once were, who they are now, and who they're capable of being. Hermione realises the duality of one man as she rectifies what she knows of the past and begins to understand the pieces of who Draco Malfoy is now: a father, a son, and a man.
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- English
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- 588,656
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- 42/42
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- 9,387
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14 Sep 2024
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After the war, Draco Malfoy seeks refuge from infamy in the Muggle world. A friendly Muggle couple takes him under their wing, but there’s a problem: they are intent on setting him up with their best friend, Hermione Granger.
Or, in which the Muggle friends Hermione Granger undoubtedly would have had will not take no for an answer.
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- Part 1 of The Meet Your Match Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 121,611
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 58
- Comments:
- 2,751
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- 21,933
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01 Aug 2024
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Pansy Parkinson wakes in St. Mungo's unable to remember something important.
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- English
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- 85,240
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 3
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- 800
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24 Aug 2023
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How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.
The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.
Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Series
- Part 1 of Spectrum
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 312,286
- Chapters:
- 51/51
- Collections:
- 155
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- 9,810
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- 37,436
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10 Apr 2023
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“I am shocked that even 7 witches meet my father’s standards.”
“He did include the Weasley girl.” Theo reminded him.
“Yes, he did.” Draco raised a hand and ticked off the requirements with his fingers. “Pureblood, gentry, young, sane, fecund.”
At the last word Blaise winced and Theo made gagging noises.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,994
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 350
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- 4,439
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14 Mar 2023
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Hermione Granger is 27 years old when her life falls apart. Cheated-on, flatless, fed up with her job, she decides to change one thing she can--take a class and try for some career advancement. But change is never easy, especially when an old enemy is the catalyst.
And the class instructor.
"Just as the minute hand clicked over to the hour, the doorknob twisted and a figure slipped into the room. He was tall, a bit windblown. Hermione had a general impression of crisp cuffs and polished leather, and then a more specific one of the most beautiful grey coat—highlighting his shoulders and eyes, skimming to just the right place on his knife creased trousers.
His movements were precise and confident.
He was wearing the softest-looking gloves.
He was not Professor Belinda Rowle.
He was Draco bloody Malfoy."Series
- Part 2 of Friends in the City
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 109,646
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 36
- Comments:
- 2,333
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- 10,529
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- 4,325
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- 444,103
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01 Mar 2023
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At the Ministry's Christmas Masquerade, the enchanted mistletoe branches are fun in theory.... A grumpy Hermione resigns herself to standing alone and un-harassed, watching Draco Malfoy enjoy himself, and decidedly NOT thinking about what an excellent shag he'd been.
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- English
- Words:
- 7,704
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 124
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- 4,672
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- 739
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- 74,167
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31 Jan 2023
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On the Virtues of Inexhaustible Burning by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2022
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In which Draco Malfoy wrestles geology and Hermione receives several gifts.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,000
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 247
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- 4,248
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- 953
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- 61,359
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26 Jan 2023
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The one where he loses his memories of her and their secret relationship, in the midst of the war.
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- English
- Words:
- 73,790
- Chapters:
- 16/?
- Collections:
- 13
- Comments:
- 1,161
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- 3,221
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- 1,526
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- 164,764
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25 Jan 2023
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Hermione is a bastard. Her father is the patriarch of the Nott family, one of the powerful and dangerous families that make up the Sacred Twenty-Eight outfits who run the violent and greedy Alchemy underworld. She grows up knowing exactly where her place is in life—in the corner, silent as the grave. No matter how much she wishes to learn Alchemy and experience everything offered outside the walls of the Nott Estate, she is kept locked away and is despised by both Purebloods and Halfbloods in the alchemical world.
After almost a decade of warring between the Sacred Nott and Malfoy families, a marriage is arranged to herald in peace. Hermione's half-brother, Theo, must marry the Malfoy princess to seal the fragile treaty and end the bloodshed. As the wedding looms closer, Hermione's sanctuary is invaded by a nest of snakes, and she draws the curious gaze of the seductive and lethal Draco, the heir to the Malfoy's bloody dynasty.
Not everything is as it seems. Blood is spilled, war is waged, and a terrible plot is unveiled that could destroy the Sacred Twenty-Eight from the inside. Both Draco and Hermione are torn between honor and duty to their families ... and the forbidden attraction they feel for one another.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,221
- Chapters:
- 5/30
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 272
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- 539
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- 223
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- 16,176
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15 Dec 2022
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In theory, the task is simple: kill Draco Malfoy. In practice, putting a curse through the Dark Lord's favoured lieutenant will take everything Hermione has―especially since he's trying to kill her, too. Even more so when the lines between them start to blur. Sometimes, the only way out is through.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 263,110
- Chapters:
- 51/51
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 3,303
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- 9,679
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- 4,516
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- 750,769
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03 Oct 2022
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Draco Lucius Malfoy. Death Eater. Disposable.
Life on probation at the Ministry meant keeping his head down and his mouth shut. On his first field assignment he’s tasked with investigating an abandoned Death Eater manor hiding more than a few secrets in its walls.
Stuck with the only witch who agreed to work with him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 139,609
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 33
- Comments:
- 1,936
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- 5,887
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- 3,002
- Hits:
- 335,581
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24 Sep 2022
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 199,548
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Collections:
- 206
- Comments:
- 13,441
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- 101,102
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- 31,136
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16 Jul 2022
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The Healer's Guide To Transfiguration by malpal132
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2021
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It happens like this:
Hermione is hunched over her desk like some kind of Tolkien goblin, essentially deep-throating three Sambal fish tacos from Del Seoul in a desperate bid to finish a late lunch before her next appointment (she’d rather choke to death than be late) when a light knock on the open door makes her head snap up.
“Dr. Granger?”
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Her previous nonchalance about choking to death vanishes when she sees who’s standing in her door and a piece of fish hunkers down for a long winter in her esophagus.
“Are you--shall I perform the Heimlich?” He asks, face familiar and concerned as he moves a step closer. “I don't think your face should be that shade of purp--”
She cuts him off by vomiting into the trash can.
Airway finally clear, she gulps a few greedy breaths. Her lungs expand and her face burns, and Hermione genuinely wonders if she’s hallucinating. She’s not prone to fantastical thinking even though she’s well acquainted with the fantastic, but...why else would Draco Malfoy be standing in front of her?
Malfoy, on crutches.
Malfoy, handing her a tissue?
Malfoy, but...not.
It’s complicated.
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- Part 1 of Healer's Guide Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,686
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 542
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- 4,865
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- 1,444
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- 82,818
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26 Jun 2022
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Public Bookmark 110
Mystery Work
Part of Fics
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by Zisl
02 Jan 2022
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a fairytale ending by ganymede_elegy
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Nov 2021
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Jon, 29
Looking for a date to a wedding. I'm not kidding. Must pretend to be my girlfriend. Some PDA required (holding hands, etc), but feel free to punch me in the face if you're ever uncomfortable. Or just tell me and I'll stop.
**Warnings**
-the bride is my ex and the groom is my half brother
-I am desperate not to show up alone to my ex's wedding
-my dad is a dick and he WILL try to hit on you
-I'm terrible in large groups, extrovert with good social skills preferred
-this will be a full weekend and it's unclear if I can get a room with two beds this last minute
-I will buy you a new dress for the occasion. You actually won't have to pay for anything, though now that I type this it sounds like I'm looking for an escort and I think that's illegal?- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 44,341
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 1,403
- Kudos:
- 6,178
- Bookmarks:
- 1,304
- Hits:
- 83,115
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27 Dec 2021
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Fifty Shades of Snow by TacitWhisky
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
09 May 2019
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Sansa isn’t drunk, not really, but she wishes she was. It would make it easier: easier not to hate herself for how her skin prickles at the thought of Jon grabbing her and pushing her against the wall, shove her legs apart, snarl in her ear to be a good little slut for him. If she was drunk in the morning she could blame it on the alcohol, pretend she’d given into what he wanted and not what made her toss and turn in the dark the night before until she’d eventually given in and slipped a hand between her legs to find herself already wet.
TLDR: Sansa doesn’t know how to deal with how much she likes rough sex. And especially not how much she likes it with Jon.
Bookmarked by Zisl
15 Dec 2021