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Harry is going to be the new Hogwarts Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. He needed a change from the way his life had been going. Unfortunately, he finds out Draco Malfoy is also going to be starting as a Hogwarts professor.
Their rivalry is, of course, not budging. But since they're teachers now, they're not allowed to fight (well, they tried, but going against Minerva McGonagall's wishes is never advised). They both become fixated on proving they're the best teacher: who's most popular with the students, who has the best teaching methods, who gets the most compliments and gifts before breaks. Everything. As a result they are always lurking around each other's classes, eager to brag that they've got a one-up.
Their students start to get a slightly different impression about their relationship than Harry and Draco have.
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27 May 2026
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Go Touch Some Grass (And Some Hot Guys) by HardlyHalcyon (HalcyonFrost)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
24 Aug 2024
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When Eddie's online D&D campaign gets out of hand, it gets really out of hand. A side comment to his highschool age party members somehow ends up with them deciding they should go on a real adventure and meet in person, which Eddie consoles himself with saying that their parents would never agree to doing.
Until they do. With the singular condition being that a chaperone of the parents’ choice come along to supervise. Eddie is the opposite of enthused until he meets the baby sitter of choice.
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07 Mar 2026
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With flower meanings included in chapter 7's author's note
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“Sorry,” Robin huffed. “I wasn’t expecting,” her voice dropped to a whisper, “porn.”
Steve frowned. “What? I wasn’t watching…” He unlocked his phone and looked at the open app. A blush bloomed across his cheeks. “Uh…well…wait.” He looked up at Robin accusingly. “You know what this is, which means YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS.”
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Or a story about how Steve meets the Quinn audio erotica content creator Eddie
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“Just saying, if you’re taking another hit, you should share it with me,” Mike says, and Will slowly tilts his head, drinking in every word. “It just makes sense. Like, mathematically.”
Will’s reddened eyes narrow, bewildered. “Mathematically?”
“If there’s two hits left, we’d each only get one,” Mike explains. “But if we shotgunned, we’d both get two.” God, this is the best idea he’s had in ages. He should’ve stolen Will’s weed, like, months ago. “That’s like, bang for your buck. This is simple math, Will Byers. Keep up.”
In which it’s well past midnight in New York, Will can’t sleep, and Mike feels like they barely know each other anymore.
So, they get a little high. Mike is very normal about all of it.
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Drabbles and ficlets in my baseball & massage verse.
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