aClusterofIdiots



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    Simon's last prayers are answered.

    Unfortunately, the god answering his prayers has little concern for his mental wellbeing. The angel who saves him is okay, though.

    AKA your average simon-crashlands-on-Erid fic but with a fairly aquatic twist! Very gorey, I actually gagged while writing it which I think speaks to the tone of at least the first chapter. I'll be messing around a lot with the themes of humanity and the effects of being connected to something that hurt you. Will probably update semi-regularly if I don't get burnt out, but this shit has been plaguing my brain for a good while now so maybe we'll get somewhere who knows!!!

    Title from Stones by the Narcissist Cookbook! If this makes even one person listen to this song I'll be happy, it's SO phm-coded (https://jammechanics.bandcamp.com/album/s4e7-chat-i-got-him)

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    21 May 2026

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    Basically TOTK if Link found Ghirahim and they ended up working together. Link's confused, Ghirahim's got secrets, let's go.

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    Crimson drowned the peaceful twilight of the night sky–the final act in a long, drawn out drama performing for the champion. The Blood Moon rose, and Zelda spoke as she had during the Calamity. Her voice sounded dead. But maybe that was just the champion’s twisting perception.

    “What the hell is that?” The sword spirit jumped down from his perch on the cliff.

    An old nightmare. The champion had pushed himself off as well, landing next to his partner.

    “Skychild, do not talk to me in riddles. If you still refuse to explain important details after all I just–”

    “It’s okay–it’s something I think we both need. Just watch.”

    As the puffs of smoke cleared, leaving previously slain beasts in their wake, the champion went to work on the reviving monster camp—an obsidian black sword in tow.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    “See you later”, Warriors had said with a sad excuse of a smile. Fucking asshole.

    Two years after the adventure with the other Links, Wind and his captain are thrown into a vortex of space and time again, landing them in an era dominated by the horrors of war and political intrigues. While Tetra tries to grapple with the clutches of fate and visions of the past, Wind – now Tune – reunites with two of his painfully missed brothers. Is it a chance or a curse? Maybe if he fucks around enough he’ll find out.

    Or: Three brothers meet each other again, but two of them are ignorant to it and the third is a fool.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Jazz is the sole voice of objection when the Autobots implement a new program: recharge berths that hook up to a central network for nightly medical datalogging.

    They proceed with the project anyway and, totally-well-adjusted-and-not-at-all-sociopathic mech that he is, Jazz makes it his sworn duty to ensure that each and every member of high command lives to regret it.

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