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She kept the 9/11 joke, Ava thought proudly.
It was 14 months to the day that Deborah and Ava had left Paris. And somehow, she found herself in Madison Square Garden again, this time with a booming audience who howled at the jokes she and Deborah had written.
It hadn’t been so hard this time around. Alanna Ubach let them book quickly, unwilling to endure the chaos of last time. And Bob Lipka only needed one phone call from Randi - who had, somehow, become Latitude’s Board president - to promise he wouldn’t buy out the stadium again.
The Little Debbies got first dibs, and general ticketing had sold out within 9 minutes. Deborah did her media publicity circuit, telling news and podcast hosts about powering through cancer, and how she had plenty of energy for the show.
That was all the public knew.
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03 Jun 2026
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Ava looks characteristically smug. “I mean, they were looking kinda lonely in that shop. I felt like they’d fit better with all the other shakers in your kitchen.” She wiggles her eyebrows. “One big happy salt and pepper ethnostate.”
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03 Jun 2026
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The first night is a surprise.
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26 May 2026
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i am the dj (and you're still my favorite mistake) by angrymac
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
08 Aug 2023
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Dennis takes drastic measures when he feels Mac slipping out of his control.
Set throughout Season 16.
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26 May 2026
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we’re still having fun (and you’re still the one) by andromedism
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Sep 2024
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Paddy's Pub has a new pest, no thanks to Frank: pickleball players. Charlie and Dee embrace the pickling lifestyle. Mac sees an opportunity to include his new boyfriend, Colin. Dennis is tormented by all of this.
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25 May 2026
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She’d been here time and time again; they’d arrived at a Mel King grade-one emergency.
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- Part 1 of melangdon fic
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12 Feb 2026
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Fourteen day shifts that Mel and Frank share after he returns to work.
He instinctively looked for a braid and scrub pants, the only fit he'd ever seen her in. It took his brain a hot second to realise the woman in jeans, white sneakers, and a ponytail through her snapback was actually Mel.
At which point he walked full tilt into a wall.
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31 Jan 2026
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A comprehensive scientific framework for the human experience of love has been sought after by social psychologists for decades.
This piece will recount the experience of one person (a heterosexual, well-educated, white female in her late twenties) through the lens of Tobore’s AAC Quadruple Framework Theory of Love.
Looking for a housemate to move into my 2br 2ba apartment in South Side Flats. 1110 sq ft, modern, clean, north-facing. Shared areas fully furnished, but willing to consolidate. In-unit washer/dryer. $1000 per month, excluding utilities.
Strong preference for someone in healthcare or other industry with day/night shift rotations. Available from July 27. Current lease runs until December, with option for renewal.
Send EOI to [email protected]
“Oh, do you know someone who’s interested?”
“Yeah,” he grinned. “Me.”
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31 Jan 2026
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‘Unstoppable force, meet immovable object,’ Frank smirks and rolls his eyes.
‘That’s it,’ Mel nods. ‘Sometimes… that’s just it.’
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31 Jan 2026
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Mel and Langdon have always been just friends—until a disastrous plumbing repair, a soaked shirt, and Trinity’s impeccable timing force Mel to admit that Langdon’s charm might be (a little) lethal after all. Slow-ish burn, sarcasm, and shameless flirting ensue
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31 Jan 2026
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Almost 16,000 people are sent to emergency rooms in the United States each year for injuries sustained during sex.
Thankfully, Dr. Mel King and Dr. Frank Langdon only have to handle a few of them during this shift–no problem for a pair of consummate medical professionals.
But does this shift have to be on a day when neither of them can stop thinking about another kind of consummation?
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29 Jan 2026
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This was not the face of a bad morning.
Something, or someone, had completely smothered Mel's spark.
All of Frank’s priorities reshuffled in an instant. Everyone in this hospital was an idiot if they didn't realize how great of a doctor she was, and how vital it was to keep her from burning out.
Frank attempted a smile. He waved, bracelet rustling on his wrist, feet glued to his spot across the room.
Mel removed a hand from her pocket to wave back at him, cocking her head to the side and squinting, as if he was a mirage in the desert.
No broad smile, and certainly not an ecstatic “You're here!” like last time, something he'd secretly craved. But it was something. Acknowledgement that she didn't hate him, at least.
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29 Jan 2026
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“Keep your jacket on, cover for me and say I'm having crazy IBS or something. Meet me in the family bathroom in 20. I can cover that up,” Trinity said, as if directing a procedure.
“Cover what up?” Langdon tried, lamely, bringing a palm up to cover his neck.
And this was allegedly the most prolific liar on staff? Ha.
“That massive hickey that will make tonight Hell for you if you don't let me help."
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28 Jan 2026
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Frank Langdon should really watch where he's walking. It would be a shame if he slipped, fell, and got a concussion in front of his work crush.
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28 Jan 2026
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Mel's need to network with every doctor at the conference means Frank's only option is to sneak onto the rooftop pool after hours. And, of course, drag Mel in with him.
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28 Jan 2026
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Mel doesn’t have an emergency contact. Frank changes that.
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28 Jan 2026
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A chance purchase at the market reawakens Bilbo's love and skill of painting - he will sit for hours, happily mixing colours to his heart's content.
And then the requests start coming for portraits, including from the one dwarf who makes Bilbo's heart skip a beat. If it means he gets to spend evenings in Thorin's company under the guise of a reference for his painting, who is Bilbo to refuse?
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16 Dec 2024
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Forget-me-not: a small flower, with four petals, which are normally found in shades of blue with a pink or white centre. These are traditional flowers of intent in the Shire, used to express true love, and remembrance.
In which Bilbo plans to leave Erebor, and Thorin tries to understand why.
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16 Dec 2024
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In which there is a severe misunderstanding, a dwarf fallen on hard times, and a hobbit that wants to make it right.
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14 Dec 2024
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Richie got tall. And broad. He had these wide shoulders and big hands that he’d gesture with emphatically when making some dumb joke about fucking Eddie’s dead mother. At one point, he poured Eddie a finger of Jameson and when Eddie tried to wave it off, Richie took hold of his wrist with one hand and pressed the glass into Eddie’s open palm with the other.
Eddie took a long sip as he had two equally shocking and mortifying thoughts in quick succession. The first was I want his hand around my dick, followed by holy fuck, I’m in love with this dirty asshole.
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24 Oct 2024