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• Prawn Cocktail by abashedmallard

  Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Dictators and Crustaceans  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  23 Jul 2017

  Tags

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  • Saddam Hussein/Shrimp
  • Saddam Hussein/Nicolae Ceaușescu
  • Saddam Hussein
  • A shrimp
  • Nicolae Ceaușescu
  • Dictators and crustaceans making sweet love
  • Crack
  • yes it is exactly what it sounds like
  • Adultery
  • Forbidden Love
  • Shrimp
  • Rule 34
  • references to shrimp anatomy
  • you will need a diagram of a shrimp to read this
  • Former dictator of Iraq Saddam Hussein
  • Body Horror
  • Jealousy
  • Pining
  • Oral Sex
  • Prawnography
  • beastiality
  • I'm Going to Hell
  • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
  • lord have mercy upon my eternal soul

  Summary

  When full time tax accountant and shrimp-about-town Rodrigo Banderez spies the dictator of his dreams across a crowded room, things are sure to get wet 'n' wild. Will this crustacean with a crush be able to resist the dashing dictator? And will Saddam's dark sea-cret bring them together - or will the tides of fate push them apart?

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  English

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