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Potentiality, or Nine times Spike tried to break the time loop, and the one time he managed it (and also he has a pussy if you squint). by abatt0ir
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
10 Apr 2025
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“Of course!” The librarian exclaims, “an Osokin demon!”
If Giles notes the blank look on Spike’s face, he doesn’t take it personally. “They feed on potentiality! By trapping you in a loop, they can feed on all your potential lives at once, all your potential outcomes. The only way to break it, ah, is to do something so completely out of character that it constitutes an unrepresented potential outcome - at which point, all your potential lives will cease to be, leaving the demon with nothing to feed on. You ought to wake up the next day, time having been set on its proper course once more.”
“Terrific,” Spike says, and doesn’t mean it.
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In which Spike is stuck in a time loop, and tries to fuck his way out of it.
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“You want mercy, sweetheart?” He loops the loose end of the rope once, twice around his fist, gives it a cruel tug that forces your knees wider to avoid tumbling face-first into the dirt. His matter-of-fact drawl brooks no argument: “then you can get on your knees an’ beg for it.”
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lambs are sacrificed (but rats survive) by abatt0ir for eldritch_rat
Fandoms: Halloween Movies - All Media Types, Halloween (2018), Dead by Daylight (Video Game)
03 Jan 2021
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The single lightbulb behind you sends his enormous silhouette into stark relief, but you can still see the front of his boiler suit smeared black with blood.
Michael Myers, Haddonfield's Bogeyman, cocks his head at you - and you run.
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in a family way by abatt0ir
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (Cartoon 1989)
03 Dec 2020
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Thunderous anger clouds his face. "Oh, I see, I see what's goin' on here," he strides to the edge of the bed, plants a dirty shoe on it, and leans in close, "what're you, a fuckin' bitch in heat, that it? Idea of some guy knockin' you up get you all hot 'n' bothered?"
Chewing on your lip, you take the plunge. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? "Not....not some guy," you manage, shakily. The poltergeist's eyes darken, pupils blown wide, with lust or anger or both, you have no idea.
"Alright sweetcheeks, you wanna be bred?" There is something vicious in his voice - this is not an offer, this is a threat. "Fine. We'll breed ya."
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sai·kow·paamp (noun) a guide of souls to the place of the dead.
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Two weeks before Miss Universe, 1939, Maria Romero - Miss Argentina - is barely keeping it together. The pressure of perfection is nearly overwhelming, and the only thing keeping her going is the prospect of winning the title - and there is no other option.
Two weeks before Miss Universe, 1939, Beetlejuice, masquerading as a reporter covering the pageant, is sent aboveground by Juno to help shepherd Maria from the world of the living to the world of the dead. He knows her suicide is an inevitability - there is no other option.
Of course, a lot can happen in two weeks.
(a beetletina rp)
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Call Me Anything, Just Call Me Yours by Lywinis
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
03 Feb 2025
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Emmrich is effusive with his praise. Kostas notices.
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05 Feb 2025
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She keeps colliding with him at different points in her life.
She's been in love with him since she was a child.
Why does it feel like it was always meant to end with a knife at her throat, her blood in a vial, and the leash in his hand?
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23 Jan 2025
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“I’d be real careful with that line o’ thinkin’,” he warns, raising an arm and bringing it to brace against the wall beside her head, all but pinning her to it. They may not be physically touching, but they’re so close to it and he’s looking at her like she’s a meal (which should be concerning because she knows he literally eats people) and she really, really wishes they were touching right now. “Because I can be nice. Real nice.” His free hand reaches up to her face, and she’s so focused on watching his expression and how close his face is to hers that she doesn’t even realize until his thumb brushes over the barely-healing split in her lip. “…But I don’t think nice is what ya’ want, is it?”
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The Ghoul's been walking Lucy around on a leash for two days and whoops I tripped and he's gonna fuck her brains out now.(if you didn't think I was gonna write smut about the hot Ghoul Cowboy and Lucy 'every fallout vault dweller OC' MacLean, i don't know what to tell you.)
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26 Apr 2024
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“Been a long time since I’ve had mouth as sweet as yours.”
His tone then grows sharp, as the metal digs into your skin, “Don’t make me regret it.”
(Or - when you’re captured for a bounty, you try to make a deal.)
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26 Apr 2024
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In pursuit of an ornate treasure chest hidden within the depths of a forgotten cave, truth-magic stirs a confession out of you in the presence of company you'd rather have avoided.
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08 Feb 2024