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“I will drown you in this coffee pot.”
“By all means, but not before I tell you about her .”
Levi rolled his eyes. “Christ.”
“No, seriously, listen.” Hange sipped dramatically. “I met her at a gay bar last Friday. She’s, how do I describe her, like a goddess forged in the fires of a 2004 Evanescence music video. The way she was dancing? Fucking cruel. I talked to her for a bit, then we crashed at my place, and I have not seen daylight since. I don’t even know her name Levi, she just left her number in the most beautiful handwriting I’ve ever seen.”
Levi tried to leave.
Hange blocked him.
“I’m serious, Levi. We went four times that night. Four. She had brought this strap, in her fucking bag—”
or when Hange meets a mysterious woman at a gay bar and she turns out to be Pieck Finger, who works for the opposite firm************
this fic is part of the Call my agent — Actor Agency AU, but you don’t have to read the first part to understand this one!!
that said, enjoyyy :DSeries
- Part 3 of Call my agent! — Actor agency AU
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17 Apr 2026