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    “I’m starting to think you’re just a shit driver.”

    Oscar is leaning against the garage doors, the dim lighting accentuating the shape of his toned shoulders. Lando tries not to stare at the tight stretch of his stained white t-shirt getting pulled taut across his biceps as he crosses his arms.

    Lando scoffs, leaning out of the open window. “Mate, some dickhead pushed me off the road. Wasn’t my fault.”

    “What exactly did you do to piss people off enough to push you off the road?”

    Lando blinks at him.

    “No, nevermind, I don’t think I need to know that,” Oscar sighs, a hand pinching the skin between his eyes as he turns into the garage. “Come in.”

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    It's a lucky thing to be able to treat someone kindly. Lando and Oscar find different ways to be grateful.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    “You’re not being very sympathetic,” Lando replies. “My roommate is a serial killer!”

    Charles says, unhelpfully, “five months ago you walked into his apartment with no identification, no luggage, and the request for him not to look your name up on the internet, and he let you live with him without even asking if you served in the war. And we are surprised he is a lunatic?”

    Or: Oscar kills people. Lando is legally dead. Someone wants to restart the war.

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    23 Jul 2025

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    At 25, Max Verstappen is the youngest head chef that Michelin star restauranteur Christian Horner has ever trusted in the position. Max is focused, dialled in, and eager to get Christian a fifth star, his first. Enter Charles Leclerc, the son of famed Monaco food critic and writer, Pascale Leclerc, a part-time server and architecture student.

    He's just... fucking annoying.

    **title change, this used to be 'i wanna get better!'.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    “What is wrong with you?” Seb accuses. “What are you looking at?”

    Lewis flips the invitation around, holding it up to the screen so Seb can see it through FaceTime.

    “Ah,” Seb says. “Yes, mine arrived yesterday. They’re eager, aren’t they?”

    Lewis purses his lips, then pulls the invite away so he can read over it again.

     

    Max Verstappen

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    Charles Leclerc

    Invite you to celebrate their wedding

    17.08.24

     

    “Do you think about getting married?” Seb asks.

    Lewis can’t help his scoff. “Seb.”

    “What?” Seb asks innocently. “You are 38 now, surely it is time to settle down.”

    “And get some bees?” Lewis asks wryly, flipping the invitation over so it’s face down.

    Seb shrugs. “There are worse things.”

    Lewis struggles to swallow down the lump that’s suddenly formed in his throat. His shoulder aches, a phantom pain that his doctor says is more psychosomatic than ongoing complications.

    “Yeah,” he agrees quietly. “I guess there are.”

     

    // The angsty brocedes backstory I've been promising for months, featuring the Lestappen wedding.

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    11 Jul 2025