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A Draco Malfoy Crusade: Saving Hermione Granger by Slytherinked
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy has been given a job. To complete this job he needs one thing; The Brightest Witch of Her Age. Little does he know, she's no longer a witch.
Well, that just won't do. Draco will find this Brightest Witch. And he will bring her home.
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19 Apr 2026
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Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights by MagicOrMayhem
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Mar 2026
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Nominated Best of 'Soulmates/Magical Bonds,' 'Hogwarts Era,' and 'Dead Dove Me Harder' on 2025's Top Dramione Fics on Reddit
Draco Malfoy is back at Hogwarts for eighth year.
Unfortunately for him, so is Hermione Granger.
So, during potion’s class—as Hermione flies through Advanced N.E.W.T-level Potions work—Draco makes lists, reminding himself of all the reasons he hates her…
And maybe a few reasons he doesn’t.
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PODFIC by Candlelight_Narrations may be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/84266046
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30 Mar 2026
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Draco and Hermione are stranded on a deserted island.
“Take your eyes off me,” she whispered, affronted.
He did not. He continued to read her like a well-worn book, filled with familiar words and phrases that bewitched.
“Stop looking at me like that,” she desperately licked her lips.
“Like what?” Draco murmured.
“Like you’ve suddenly just met me,” she explained. “Like we don’t have a past.”- Language:
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19 Mar 2026
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First, he stretches. Then, he exercises. He eats breakfast, and watches the street he lives on come to life -- the old man and his corgi, the baristas at the coffee shop, the woman who jogs, the daughter and father, and the Indian grocer all making their appearance. Then, he showers, shaves, dresses, and heads to his job as an Auror, where he has been on desk duty ever since he was pulled from the field because of The Incident.
Draco lives his life by his Ministry mandated Mind Healer routines, and he is trying to get back to being Potter's left-hand man, but the cannonball to his careful regimen comes in the form of a very cranky Hermione Granger.
Banter, fluff, eventual smut, an ensemble cast of friends and family and weddings and babies. Told in mostly Draco's POV, but the occasional random one, because who says Draco is the most reliable of narrators?
It’s a character-driven slow burn.
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- Part 1 of The Hum Hallelujah Universe
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19 Mar 2026
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Seventeen years after the war, Hermione Granger is a single mom who works her arse off at the Ministry fighting for Magical Creatures' rights.
To build a reservation for hippogriffs, she finds herself pitching for donations from her former school bully, Draco Malfoy.
He has no intent on helping hippogriffs, but he wants a sub.