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    22 Oct 2020

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    “You’re a fuckin’ genius, Barnes!”

    “Huh?” Barnes is still focused on petting Lucky, and Clint can’t help but think it’s a little bit adorable how much Barnes likes his dog.

    “I’ll just bring you to the thing with me, as my plus one! They didn’t ask who we were bringing, and your security clearance is sure as hell just as high as mine is, so you don’t need to get cleared in advance. Can you imagine their faces when you show up anyway after they specifically gave you the cold shoulder?”

    Barnes is quiet for a long minute. “You want me to be your date to this thing?” he finally says, just as Clint is taking another swig of coffee.

    Clint chokes, sputtering as half the coffee dribbles down his chin. He wipes it off with the sleeve of his sweatshirt.

    “Not — I mean — I’m not tryin’ to —” Barnes is just watching him flounder, his expression unreadable. “— I meant, like — a pretend date. So that they have to let you in.”

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    05 Oct 2020

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    04 Oct 2020

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    Bambi is a stripper with an ass of gold.
    Wade is a big personality with a wallet to match.
    And Spider-Man? Spider-Man's just looking for a friend.

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    A soft Spideypool stripper AU, because we deserve nice things in this life.

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    18 Sep 2020

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    When Peter Parker finds himself inexplicably turned into a kitten, he doesn't think his day can get any worse. That is, until he finds himself tucked into the pocket of Earth’s Mightiest Jerkface, Clint Barton.

    or: The Adventures of Spider-Cat and the Magnificent Hawkguy

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    17 Sep 2020