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    He looked out toward the sea. "I thought it better not to intrude by presuming your notice after--" he faltered, then said with effort, "after all that has passed between us. I believed it would be unwelcome."

    "Is it your habit," she asked with the faintest smile, "to determine a lady's preferences without consultation?"

    This was not the right thing to say, bringing up those things they would both rather forget. His expression shifted--perhaps embarrassment, perhaps frustration. "I did not mean to offend."

    "No?" She arched an eyebrow. "Then you do it quite by accident, sir."

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    The summer after Mr. Darcy's disasturous proposal, Elizabeth encounters him at the seaside instead of at his home after her travel plans change unexpectedly. There, she discovers the pleasures of both the seaside and the man she unexpectedly shares it with.

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    Crowley was speeding through traffic, using miracle after miracle to keep the green lights going; yet, for the first time ever with Crowley behind the wheel, Aziraphale was not worried about the speed.

    In fact, he was begging him to drive faster.

    “Ah — Oh, my — “ His heart was about to beat itself out of his chest. “Crowley, please. Hurry. I’m —“ he got cut off by his own distressed moan. He barely even recognized his own voice. “What the fuck was in that vial?”

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    Lois doesn't actually believe that handjobs don't count as sex. She just needs to convince Clark that they don't count. None of this would even be an issue if he'd just stop trying to keep secrets from her.

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    03 Aug 2025

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    "Then… uh…" Crowley tried, failed. "You're here because… uh…"

    "To what do we owe the pleasure?" Aziraphale finished on his behalf, immediately cringing at the wild look Crowley shot him.

    In the days following the Apocalypse that hadn't and the trials that certainly had, Lucifer informs Crowley and Aziraphale that he'd noticed their little trick. And he is… amused.

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    The chocolate seems innocent enough - if you look past the Infernal writing on the wrapper, and with so few pleasures in the wilderness, you all but jump at the chance to sneak yourself a small treat.

    Unbeknownst to you, the bar is infused with succubus spittle. Just one square is rumored to contain enough potency to send a mortal into the throes of ecstasy.

    This is what happens when you eat half the bar.

    Or: If you like heat fics/sex pollen, this one might be for you.

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    07 Oct 2024