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• The Humble Hotdog Roller by aijai for Allegory_for_Hatred

  Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

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  17 Apr 2026

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  • Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs) & Severus Snape
  • Remus Lupin & Severus Snape
  • Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs) & Remus Lupin
  • Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Severus Snape
  • Remus Lupin
  • Dazai Osamu is a Little Shit (Bungou Stray Dogs)
  • Severus Snape is So Done
  • POV Remus Lupin
  • egg gets her own tag
  • Lupin has no idea whats going on
  • hes just happy to be there
  • snape is not
  • thats funny to me
  • petition to give egg a hot dog roller
  • dazai made said petition
  • lupin was forced to sign
  • Fluff
  • Crack Treated Seriously

  Summary

  Remus was glad to have a teaching position at Hogwarts.

  He was not glad that Severus and some bandaged kid had unintentionally started fucking with him by being on the same wavelength at all times.

  And why the fuck does the kid have a pet dragon? That's surely illegal, right?

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