8 Works by alicechasingrabbits
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Hermione Granger was captured, obliviated, and remade into Hermione Malfoy - dutiful daughter, loyal servant of Voldemort, and Draco’s younger sister.
............He was falling for her. She believed he was her brother.
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Hermione Granger is killing the Death Eaters the Ministry failed to punish. Draco Malfoy is the Auror assigned to investigate the Murder/Missing cases.
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“So the wolf goes to the first pig’s ridiculous straw house,” Hermione said, stroking Draco’s hair in slow, lazy movements. “And she knocks. Politely.”Draco snorted. “A polite wolf. That’s new.”
“A very polite wolf,” Hermione confirmed. “She knocks. And the little pig, a truly unpleasant creature, sticks his snout out the window and calls her a stupid mutt.”
Draco winced. “Well, that was a mistake.”
“Oh, yes. Massive one.” She smiled sweetly. “So the wolf huffs. And she puffs. And she blows his pathetic straw house over. And then, drum roll—”
She paused, lifting one finger slightly, savoring it.
“She eats him.”
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A collection of 5 unrelated Dramione short stories.
In "Flatmate Constitution"... Theo dumps Hermione in Draco's flat as a housewarming gift. Miraculously, she decides to stay. (FLUFF)
In "Self Love"... he loves her, but he doesn't want to change his ways. So she decides to leave. (BREAK UP)
In "Domesticating A Ferret"... Draco chooses exile to the Muggle world over Azkaban. Hermione becomes his caretaker. (HUMOR)
In "Chosen"... Hermione manifested as Omega and chose Draco as her Alpha. (A/B/O, HUMOR)
In "Counting Scars"... he captures her, but she slowly turns the tide in her favor (NON-CON)
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A chaotic and hilarious marriage law fic in which Hermione Granger gets paired with Draco Malfoy, and Malfoy learns to beg.
Hermione’s voice dropped dangerously low. “We are NOT having sex.”
“WHY?” Draco demanded.
“BECAUSE IT’S YOU!” Hermione yelled.
Draco looked outrageously offended. “WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!”
Hermione started counting on her fingers. “Your personality! Your face! Your attitude! Your arrogance! Your—”
“My face?!” Draco squawked.
“You KNOW what I mean!”
“I truly don’t!”
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Hermione shook her head violently, trembling with rage. “You’re mad. You’re selfish. You don’t love me, Draco, you just want to own me. You’ve twisted everything - your morals, your loyalty - just to justify this obsession.”
Draco’s jaw clenched. His hands curled into fists, but his voice was steady and cold.
“Maybe I am twisted. Maybe I am selfish. Fuck morals, fuck sides, fuck all of it. If you’re free when the Order wins, or mine if Voldemort does, then I can live with that. That’s all that matters.”
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When fate dropped Hermione Granger half-dead into Draco Malfoy’s arms, he saved her not out of mercy, but because he wanted her for himself.
Years later, Hermione Granger was rewriting magic. Draco Malfoy was assigned to guard her—and he’ll burn down anyone who tries to stop him.
This is a story of the terrible, beautiful ways love can destroy and save in equal measure.
It’s war, it’s love, it’s chaos.
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Draco Malfoy drunkenly drags Hermione Granger to his flat, where one spectacularly bad decision (shagging) becomes a recurring life choice neither of them can stop making.
He tries to court her with black funeral roses, sabotage her dates, and even joins the Auror Department just to stalk her professionally.
Together they discover a beautiful, chaotic cycle: bicker, snog, shag, regret, repeat — and somehow it’s the healthiest unhealthy relationship they’ll ever have.
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Potions, Peers, and Poor Decisions by alicechasingrabbits
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Aug 2025
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Hermione provides the brains, Draco provides the ego, and Theo provides the chaos.
Their magical experiments usually ends with confessions, disasters, or someone waking up in the wrong bed. At least the notes are thorough, if wildly inappropriate.