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    Ilya Rozanov has been perfectly fine with keeping his relationship a secret. Mostly.

    He is also perfectly fine when an American reporter accidentally tweets 'Shane Holender', which Russian Twitter promptly translates into something that roughly means the 'Finisher of Holes'.

    He just did not expect to be outed by Google Translate.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Shane slides onto the bar stool next to him. Elbow-to-elbow. In public, in the light of day, in front of everyone else in the bar. He doesn’t even hesitate. Ilya hadn’t thought Shane would be that brave.

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    Shane settles into himself. Ilya spirals.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    "You've never had an orgasm?!"

    Both Wen Qing and Mianmian are watching Wei Ying with huge eyes, straws slipping out of their mouths. Wei Ying squirms in place, biting on her own straw. "It's not that big a deal, is it?"

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    18 Feb 2024

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    Nando's ex-wife is getting married, and there's no way he's going to the wedding alone. Enter: Schmidt.

    (Rated kind of between T and M? For sexual references. Let me know if I should change the rating to T.)

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    12 Sep 2023

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    "I love your tattoos," Hob mimics, in an overly lovestruck tone of voice. He bats his eyelashes for good measure. "Do you have more? Can you show me? It's totally okay if you have to take off your clothes, by the way. I just want to appreciate the artistry."

    Dream fixes him with what is probably supposed to be a blank stare, but Hob can see the way he's biting back a smile. "Are you done?"

    "Painting for the day? Yes. Teasing you? No, probably not."

    Or the tattoo parlor/flower shop AU that no one asked for.

    Now with art: 1 2 3 4 5 & 6 @designtheendless | Dream by @doitforstamets | Dream & Dream and Hob by @illumi-nati-png.

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    20 Nov 2022