andouilles
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You are forced to kill the only man you have ever loved. Over and over and over again.
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misty's sauce by andouilles
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Mar 2019
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Wade Wilson is the type of person that should be banned from taking all public transportation.
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you can stay as long as you like by andouilles
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
09 Mar 2019
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Wade and Peter have a one-night stand, then accidentally become boyfriends.
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skitstövel by andouilles
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Feb 2019
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Telltale bloody footprints smeared across the linoleum floors told Peter it was going to be one of those sort of days.
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Oderint Dum Metuant by HolyFrickenMoly
Fandoms: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (Video Game), I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
03 Jun 2026
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AM is wildly obsessed with the deaths of the other four humans at Ted's hands. Obsessed might even be an understatement. Death is incurable, but AM has decided he'll be the one to cure it. He will bring the other four back from the dead to spite Ted and his savior complex.
But also, he needs Ted for said plan to be put into motion.
Ted is unwilling, but AM was built for strategizing and by God he'll use it. And he'll use it until it becomes so second nature the lines on him and Ted's relationship are blurred to the both of them.
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Bookmarked by andou (andouilles)
31 Mar 2026
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The five times Alastor and Lucifer nearly get caught (and the one time they do) by TrashDemonx
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Jun 2026
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It’s not a secret that Alastor is utterly enthralled by the King at this point, at least not in the safety of his head.
But that’s not what’s making his blood run hotter than hellfire; it’s because they’re doing this here.
It shouldn’t be a surprise, considering half of their encounters have come with an element of risk, but he’d always chalked that part up to a matter of convenience. But now, deep down, Alastor knows he wants this to continue because of where they are, not in spite of it. There’s a part of him that wants to chase the thrill, a part that’s even more aroused knowing this is absolutely not where he should be feeling like this.
Hot under the collar, cock throbbing against his thigh, ready to pounce at a moment’s notice.
OR- the '5+1 things' fic that takes place between seasons 1+2 that I'm so excited to finally start!
Part of the Wicked Game Series- but I think they can be read as PWP standalones (with some missed references) if you're not a long-fic reader <3
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- Part 5 of Wicked Game
Bookmarked by andou (andouilles)
08 Mar 2026
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"You’re not ashamed of this, Vincent, you’re ashamed that you like it.”
After a humiliating meeting and one too many drinks, Vincent is painfully aware of the changes in his body. Alastor is painfully aware too. Rain blurs the city. Whiskey blurs restraint. And under a gaze which refuses to look away, Vincent discovers that scrutiny feels very different in the right hands.
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Vincent hates his weight gain, and Alastor helps him to like it.
Bookmarked by andou (andouilles)
28 Feb 2026
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Vox follows Lucifer’s line of sight, raising an eyebrow with a smirk. “Well… that certainly never happened when I cucked him with Val… interesting.”
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Vox gets jealous of the .5 seconds of RadioApple flirting and steps in- “This is my moment.” - but gets a little more involved this time.Series
- Part 1 of veni, vidi, vici
Bookmarked by andou (andouilles)
08 Feb 2026
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Your normal and not-at-all otherwordly boss notices you eyeing her lately.
(yeah I'm terrible at writing summaries lol)