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“It’s very flattering, you know. The way you go a little dumb every time I take off a piece of clothing,” Jay remarks.
“Don’t tease,” Namjoon pouts. “‘m going into heat, can’t help it. All my brain cells went to slick production.”
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Namjoon has suffered from heat sickness for as long as he can remember. He’s tried all the traditional remedies, but nothing has helped. It’s a lot to ask for an alpha that has the stamina to last five to seven days.
As a last resort, Namjoon decides to reserve a room at HOTS Hotel, a heat hotel with an alpha that specializes in omegas with difficult heats.
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26 Oct 2025
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As an alpha, Hoseok was raised with certain expectations, expectations that he never really felt all that comfortable with. Settle down with a nice omega, have pups, that sort of thing. Although he doesn't love the thought of it, he doesn't really have a choice. But then Hoseok switches universities and meets Kim Namjoon, an alpha who is only attracted to other alphas. The two become fast friends, but Hoseok quickly feels something more growing between them. Can Hoseok accept these new feelings when his entire life he has been told to be a 'good alpha'? He can't have it all, a choice must be made. Will he risk it all for love or hide in the safety of a life fabricated by his parents' expections?
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22 Oct 2025
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Be Our Guest (Please Rate your Stay) by thesweetestnamu
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Aug 2024
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Kim Namjoon;
Moderately successful marketing consultant by day, lonely touch starved man by night.He's only been single for, what, a decade?
Intimacy is the at the bottom of his list when his college buddy/boss Seokjin sends him to participate in a boring business conference being held at some hotel. It should be fairly cut and dry. That is, until he meets the Omelas hotel's concierge, Jung Hoseok.Faced with his literal dream man that somehow keeps popping up the entire weekend, will he survive what should have been a boring weekend? And can he do it without embarrassing himself in front of the cute concierge every chance he gets?
Maybe if the concierge wasn't actively flirting with Namjoon. It's gotta all be in Namjoon's head, right?
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09 Jul 2025
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When Hoseok’s cat falls ill, his only option is to seek out a rare healing plant grown by a fabled, terrifying lightning dragon living in the Night Forest.
Or: The plant releases a powerful pollen and half-dragon Namjoon helps Hoseok in more ways than one.
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16 Mar 2024
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“Oh really?” Jimin raises his eyebrow, clearly amused. “So you wouldn't mind if I asked hyung for help during my next heat?”
Hoseok has to bite his lip to not do or say something stupid. “Nope.” He answers, slowly.
Jimin doesn't look like he believes it, so Hoseok presses on. “He’s very attentive. Knows what he's doing. Great knot.” The last bit feels like it's choking Hoseok, but he manages to get it out anyway.
“Great knot.” Jimin parrots, disbelieving.
“Y-yeah. Ten out of ten.” Hoseok rambles, nails biting into his palms. God, what is he even saying? This is terrible. A terrible mistake.
“Ten out – oh. Well, in that case. JOONIE-HYUNG.” Jimin calls and Hoseok wants to strangle him.
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29 Feb 2024