ap_philophobia
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- Psych (TV 2006) (4)
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Four Weddings (Bisexuals) and a Funeral (Realization) by ap_philophobia
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006)
04 Jun 2026
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During their regularly scheduled movie date night, Juliet's open fondness for Mr. Hugh Grant sparks a conversation about their romantic types.
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Following a heated confrontation at the SBPD Station, which was so rudely cut short, Lassiter is left frustrated and confused. He shockingly agrees to a "date" for the evening to pick up where things left off.
Shawn, still in awe of the position he's now in, wants to take full advantage and keep his winning streak. With a supportive "hall pass" cheering him on, he is set on the one goal of hearing a confession, or hopefully a "please".--
OR Carlton finds out two things: he's stupidly attracted to Shawn, and his insistent need for praise takes him to all-new lows.
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- Part 3 of Give Me the First Sour Taste
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“Hold up!” Shawn jogged back and stood in front of the detectives again. "Lassie– Lassafrass…” He looked Carlton up and down, swiftly analyzing for an “in”, something to pick apart so his "investigation" could continue.
“You… left your watch at my apartment last night.” Shawn adorned this fake, “seriously concerned” expression.
“I- What?” Lassiter scoffed. Without looking, he grabbed his left wrist to feel for his watch, which was indeed missing.
“Wait– You were at Shawn's last night?” Juliet leaned over to insert herself into this staredown, her face scrunching.
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After an extremely eventful night at Santa Baraba’s local Tiki Bar, Shawn Spencer is awoken by a dismal winter morning, a massive hangover, and a spotty memory. With littered clues connecting his night to a certain sat & pepper Detective, he is determined to find the answers to his "investigation"... and even land himself in a new one.Series
- Part 2 of Give Me the First Sour Taste
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Of Course Mele Kalikimaka Can Be Played Year-Round by ap_philophobia
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006)
23 Apr 2026
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"As he flicked through a few numbers with no names, none of which he could remember, his eyes widened at a familiar emoticon:
;) Lassie
Shawn had completely forgotten that gag of the winky face. Definitely something just to get a reaction out of the Detective. But it came in handy once or twice to make a quick call for backup, and best of all, it made him smile. That subtle buzz lingered on, and all that sweet rum and pineapple beat him to it- he pulled the phone closer to his face and typed away:heyyyy lassafras how r u?? h&ks
He looked at the text and scrunched his face. “I should text Gus instead-” he muttered with a pout. But as his finger lingered over the delete button, he jumped at the apparition of Jen and the perfect island getaway on her tray. "
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All Shawn Spencer wants is a fun night out at his local Tiki-Bar, the trashy Kona Kai's. After no one wanted to join him on his tropical island getaway of the shores of Santa Barbara, an almost unintelligible slew of texts to a certain Detective brings an unexpected end to his "vacation."
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- Part 1 of Give Me the First Sour Taste
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Collection of Shassie/Polyclue fics following the same thread, but can be enjoyed separately <3
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Bits and pieces for Kinktober (Psych edition) that couldn't be (or just weren't) posted as standalone fics during October proper. Some of these have been, or will be, posted separately; I just wanted to have an omnibus edition, especially to make sure the WIPs didn't fall through the cracks.
Full tags and remaining chapters TBA. Happy Halloween, nerds!
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15 Jun 2026
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Shawn's powers of observation are not infallible, which is why he didn't know he was bi until Juliet pointed it out to him. Exploring his attraction to men turns out to be just as exciting for Juliet as it is for Shawn.
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Bookmarked by ap_philophobia
27 May 2026
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"Trust me, Gus, the ice is speaking to me on this one. I’m like the ghost whisperer, the Montreal Bell Centre wants to tell me its secrets.”
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26 May 2026
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Carlton was pretty sure this "team building exercise" was just a normal social outing. He never meant to stay after the dessert bar, let alone end up drinking and bar hopping with Spencer, but... here he was.
And he might as well make the best of the night.
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- Part 2 of Feb Shassie Week 2026
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Bookmarked by ap_philophobia
20 May 2026
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Shawn looks after Lassiter who, for once in his life, is sick.
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18 May 2026