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Izzy stops eating. Edward and Stede decide to do something about it.
Heavily inspired by the graphic novel "Eat, and Love Yourself," by Sweeney Boo.
This is not romantic, not smutty, and decidedly not happy. It's heavily informed by my experiences of disordered eating. Please read with caution.
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if you weren't so stupid (i could have loved you) (but lucky for you, i'm morosexual) by arcade_carpet
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
08 Dec 2022
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Chloe and Marinette are paired up for potions class, which would be fine if Marinette wasn't so incompetent. Too eager to prove herself as a potions partner to the infallible, untouchable Chloe Bourgeois, Marinette spills an incomplete love potion all over her and, well, suddenly Chloe isn't so untouchable after all.
**If you don't like dicks or anatomy swaps then this fic isn't for you. Read with discretion. It's my fic, my gender, and I get to make the rules**
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Qu'ils Mangent du Gâteau (Let Them Eat Cake) by arcade_carpet
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
11 Jan 2021
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It's a dilemma that really shouldn't be a dilemma. Marinette wants to eat Chloe's ass. Chloe wants to know what it would feel like. So what's stopping her from letting Marinette eat cake? By the end of the fic: nothing.
There are feelings and proper conversations involved in this, because they are adults who are in love with each other and want to have open communication.
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For reasons unknown, Chloe and Marinette are sharing a bed. If you're here expecting context, you won't get any. It's just porn. With a dash of feelings, just for the fucks of it.
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"And they, well. They brought in an omega specialist?”
“Specialist?” Ilya asked, his tone wary. The word sounded uncomfortable in his mouth, so Shane tried to fill in the gaps.
“A doctor. For omegas.”
That threw Rozanov off for a second. “But you are not omega?”
Shane scrunched up his face, creasing the skin on his forehead and around his eyes. Taking a deep breath, he dropped the first of his two bombs. “No, Rozanov. I am. I’m an omega.”
He heard the Russian hum on the other side, considering this. “Makes sense. Is why you are so pretty. And why you have such nice ass.”
Shane’s ears burned. “Shut up, stop talking about my ass.”
“But I can still talk about how pretty you are, yes?”
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hellooooooo i am back and i am writing the alpha/omega fanfic of my dreams!!! do not wake me im exactly where i wanna be!!! aka a fuck or die where shane is on suppressants for far too long and calls ilya for help with his terrible horrible awful no good impending heat - but the circumstances and the yearning are magnified by like a billion times <3 yay!
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20 May 2026
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You’ll go to heaven and I’ll go to hell in the meantime by silversurfer
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Mar 2026
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After Vegas, Shane begins to give up on Ilya and looks for a new way to feel wanted.
Ilya, of course, finds out about this and locks in.
A small dose of jealousy and a bigger dose of communication add up to change the trajectory of their affair from 2014 onward.
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15 May 2026
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Take it Easy on Me by silversurfer
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Apr 2026
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Against all odds and despite Boston taking home the cup, Shane wins MVP in Vegas.
In Penthouse 1, this is what he asks for.
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- Part 1 of My Moon My Man
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01 May 2026
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“…You want to?” he asks.
Shane blinks. “What?”
“Kiss someone.”
The question makes Shane’s brain short circuit.
Shane swallows. “I mean—yeah.”
“Then why haven’t you?”
“I don’t know.” Shane shrugs again, shoulders tight. “Timing. People. It’s just… not something I think about like that.”
That’s not entirely true.
He does think about it. Just in a different way. Abstractly. Like something other people do, but not he himself.
Ilya watches him for a long moment.
“I could show you.”
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- Part 1 of Super Virgin
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25 Apr 2026
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happy wife, happy life by lipstickliterature
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.
But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.
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or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.
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