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Vincent’s problem was always the same: he wants.
He wants, he wants, he wants. And no amount of getting or receiving will ever change that fact, will ever close the cavern inside of him that always wants more. Getting is secondary, underwhelming in comparison to the thrill of wanting. Of chasing. When he found something he wanted, he pursued it single-mindedly. He made a plan, he pulled his strings, he put every piece of the puzzle into place. That was when he was on top of the world. Receiving his prize was little more than a participation trophy, and by the time he got it he had usually already found another want. Want, want, want.
Sometimes, at night, he wondered if his luck would run out, and when. What happened when he met someone he couldn’t charm or bully into giving him what he wanted? Who was immune to his silver tongue, his clever quips, his flashy smile or a flirtatious bat of his mismatched eyes? What happened when he took a risk that didn’t pay off?
When Vincent takes a spring break trip to New Orleans to celebrate his upcoming college graduation, he may just find the answer to that question where he least expects it.
And it will alter the course of his life forever.
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It was supposed to be The Vincent Whittman Show. It was always supposed to be The Vincent Whittman Show. But instead of standing on the stage, Vincent is in the audience. And in his place is a young, bright, dazzling redhead host.
Vincent has never liked to share the spotlight.
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(This is a one-shot spinoff of my larger fic, "If You Want It, Just Take It". If you haven't yet, consider reading it! If you are a fan of IYWIJTI, THIS IS NOT CANON TO THE STORY!!! The characters are very ooc and this would never actually happen. Just a passion project I cooked up <3)
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“Are you a demon?” Vincent asked, eyeing the shadow on the wall with more curiosity than fear.
“I’m your benefactor, my dear,” the voice answered. It laughed, a strange, tinny noise that grated on the ears and gave nothing away. “You’re careless, you’re sloppy, and you need someone to help you. That’s where I come in.”
Vincent wasn’t interested in sharing. And yet, with the handcuffs digging into his wrists and the mountain of evidence threatening the success he’d fought and killed for, the demon’s proposition offered a unique opportunity.
“What do you want in return?” he asked.
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Vincent Whittman is a suspect in several murders when Alastor offers him a deal.
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31 May 2026
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If there truly was a Hell on Earth, Vincent had firmly found himself there.
He couldn't wrap his head around how his life had gone ass up; how he'd fallen so far from grace that he went from scraping the heavens with greedy hands, to crashing down, down, down into the deepest pit. He had been a god. Worshiped by the masses, adored in every American home, families gathered around the altar, eyes locked onto their televisions. Unable to look away from him.
Vincent had clawed and fought and murdered up the entertainment ladder, rung by bloody rung. Proved every rich executive wrong who dared to laugh at him, doubt him. He was the phoenix: transformed and reborn from the ashes of the bumbling, stuttering, weak weatherman, grateful for scraps. He was the voice of the people, who, with a righteous baptism, would usher forth a bigger, better, brighter future of entertainment.
And then, right on the precipice of ascension, his dreams shattered around him.
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The year is 1952, and Vincent Whittman is sent to the Hazbin Lunatic Asylum for his safety and, more importantly, the safety of others. But Vincent will soon learn he's not the only monster stalking these halls...Bookmarked by art_snob
02 May 2026
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Vincent Whittman was born for greatness.
He has plans. He’s going to escape the white picket fence future everyone has predestined for him, he’s going to climb his way up in the burgeoning realm of show business, and he’s going to rise higher and brighter until he’s the only one everyone will see.
He’s also going to kill his father. That last bit is proving trickier than the rest, but he’s got it all figured out. If he plays his cards right, everything will go his way.
Until it doesn’t, and Vincent is drawn into a chase that threatens everything he’s ever worked for, a pursuit that drags him around the world, following a shadow that systematically haunts and taunts him at every turn. What does this shadow want, really, and can Vincent outmaneuver him whilst balancing his own extracurricular activities? Only time will tell.
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02 May 2026
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Vincent's father had prepared him all his life for this moment; it was his purpose, his goal to fulfill, the reason he was alive.
But things don't go as expected, and Vincent is now trapped, leashed to a demon with a hunger for amusement and a cruel sense of humour.
The only things Vincent has left are an empty house and unanswered questions.
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02 May 2026
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Nun x Priest Au
Aka HolymediaFather Vincent is a devoted priest rising steadily through the ranks of the Catholic Church. He believes himself chosen, a vessel for God’s will, destined for power. Nothing comes in his way.
But when a mysterious nun enters his life, Vincent’s certainty begins to fracture.
The stranger is sharp-tongued, unnervingly perceptive, and far too comfortable around sin.
He sees through Vincent’s piety and into the hunger beneath.What begins as suspicion turns into fascination. Fascination into obsession. Vincent calls him temptation. A test. A devil in holy clothing.
Yet the closer he draws, the more he wonders if his prayers are being answered…
or corrupted, leading him to damnation.
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Vinny want to become GOD. Vinny see Alastor nun Vinny go WOWZA! Vinny simp Vinny a DOG. But Vinny realise Alastor is hm kinda Sus but Vinny a simp anyways (im crine)Bookmarked by art_snob
30 Apr 2026